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« Reply #21705 on: Saturday, January 5, 2019, 17:19:18 »

The problem I can see using one of those, if you have a dump that is reminiscent of draining a radiator, then fire that upwards, your back might look like you've been riding a bike up a muddy track with no mudguards  Smiley
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« Reply #21706 on: Saturday, January 5, 2019, 17:21:44 »

Does it touch or is it held at distance?  Smiley
Also, can you adjust the temperature?  Eek

Aim and shoot, the water pressure does the rest. You're working in close quarters, but no contact necessary. I'd have to have my own personal bum gun otherwise, no way would I share with others. Experienced users know to check them first for water pressure. Some are so powerful that they could be used as water cannons of riot trucks. Makes for an eye-watering experience (and a free colonic irrigation)

You can't adjust the temperature, but you know it's always going to be cool/cold. Not freezing.
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« Reply #21707 on: Saturday, January 5, 2019, 17:23:03 »

anal mudguards, now there's a pitch for Dragon's Den
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« Reply #21708 on: Sunday, January 6, 2019, 17:54:35 »

Any takers?  Smiley

https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/17338647.naked-attraction-is-looking-for-new-contestants-any-takers/
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« Reply #21709 on: Monday, January 7, 2019, 09:56:12 »

Wayne Hennesseys' explanation, pure comedy
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« Reply #21710 on: Monday, January 7, 2019, 11:05:55 »

Wayne Hennesseys' explanation, pure comedy

It's genius because everyone can mock it, but no one can argue it.
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« Reply #21711 on: Monday, January 7, 2019, 12:27:06 »

https://twitter.com/robwelch2000/status/1082088327476580352?s=21

Saves hennessy
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« Reply #21712 on: Monday, January 7, 2019, 19:58:36 »

I just took my first ever crystal inhalation, for my cold I've had for nearly two weeks, nearly took my head off  Cheesy
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« Reply #21713 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2019, 15:35:12 »

I just took my first ever crystal inhalation

What the heck is a crystal inhalation!? The type I'm thinking of would only get stuck in the snotty cold.
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« Reply #21714 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2019, 15:51:18 »

What the heck is a crystal inhalation!? The type I'm thinking of would only get stuck in the snotty cold.

Cannot remember what they are called but you dissolve in  boiling water and sit with your head over a bowl and they make your sinuses burn!
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« Reply #21715 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2019, 16:06:11 »

What Horlock said  Smiley
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« Reply #21716 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2019, 17:11:44 »

my mum used to drop a couple drops of olbas oil into steaming hot water, place a towel over it and stick my head under it and breath. It was horrible, but worked a treat.
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« Reply #21717 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2019, 21:13:26 »

Vics vapour rub.
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« Reply #21718 on: Thursday, January 10, 2019, 09:13:19 »

The Burton keeper wasting time once they went 8 down.
Pride I guess, not wanting double figures.
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« Reply #21719 on: Thursday, January 10, 2019, 09:31:15 »

The Burton keeper wasting time once they went 8 down.
Pride I guess, not wanting double figures.
He was nowhere near any of the goals, lost confidence after the 2nd went in and was probably at fault for 5 of the following goals.
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