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« Reply #20535 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2018, 08:43:42 »

This could have gone in either thread as I had money on the horse that had a mare (pun intended!)

But you have got to love a chaotic horse race!

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« Reply #20536 on: Thursday, April 26, 2018, 01:50:42 »

https://mobile.twitter.com/calmillward16/status/988805537751031808
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« Reply #20537 on: Thursday, April 26, 2018, 05:49:45 »




Well that brightened up my morning!
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« Reply #20538 on: Thursday, April 26, 2018, 06:52:42 »

I'm still trying to get the joke. I haven't had coffee yet, maybe it's that
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« Reply #20539 on: Thursday, April 26, 2018, 06:54:02 »

I didn't get it either.
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« Reply #20540 on: Thursday, April 26, 2018, 07:49:59 »

I didn’t get it either. But now I’ve been reminded, it’s got to be said, it’s pretty funny. Although helped by the clip, which is brilliant.

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« Reply #20541 on: Thursday, April 26, 2018, 08:11:16 »

oooooh. its a 4 lions joke isn't it.

never seen it
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« Reply #20542 on: Thursday, April 26, 2018, 09:09:08 »

This ace.

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« Reply #20543 on: Thursday, April 26, 2018, 17:45:20 »

Currently reading The Agony and the Ecstasy about the play offs and read this line: City's implosion in the replay set a precedent for Bristolian failure that has rarely been interrupted.

I enjoyed it.
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I headed the ball.

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« Reply #20544 on: Friday, April 27, 2018, 15:36:59 »

The strong suspicion that 'royal' couples have no say in the naming of their offspring.
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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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« Reply #20545 on: Friday, April 27, 2018, 16:01:48 »

The strong suspicion that 'royal' couples have no say in the naming of their offspring.
Well not in this instance, it is all ordained for them - Kate wears the same dress as Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby. Kid named Prince Louis A(lbert) C(harles) - clearly code for Prince of Darkness, Louis is short for Lucifer, AC for Anti-Christ, all the signs are there. I volunteer Flashheart to whip down to London and shave his head so we can see the 666, ideally avoiding any large black dogs and thunderstorms in graveyards.
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« Reply #20546 on: Friday, April 27, 2018, 17:18:46 »

Well not in this instance, it is all ordained for them - Kate wears the same dress as Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby. Kid named Prince Louis A(lbert) C(harles) - clearly code for Prince of Darkness, Louis is short for Lucifer, AC for Anti-Christ, all the signs are there. I volunteer Flashheart to whip down to London and shave his head so we can see the 666, ideally avoiding any large black dogs and thunderstorms in graveyards.
The precursor to the End of Days will coincide with an unexpected increase in the raven population at the Tower of London, as every first born male is named Louis for the foreseeable future.

Lock 'n load PD, be ready, lock and load.
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« Reply #20547 on: Tuesday, May 1, 2018, 16:17:48 »

Beavertown is now available in Waitrose at £2.40 a can which is superb!
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« Reply #20548 on: Wednesday, May 2, 2018, 09:33:11 »

So perhaps Trump is not a virtue of health after all....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43970908
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« Reply #20549 on: Wednesday, May 2, 2018, 11:33:04 »

One assumes he may never leave Spain again after Saturday.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43966915

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Which reminds me of the fact that one time FIFA team the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers used to get more online views for his matches than we ever did.

https://nerdfighteria.info/article/1196


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