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« Reply #19950 on: Friday, December 1, 2017, 15:06:47 »

The satisfaction of telling an awkward client to fuck-off. Just being in a position to be able to do that is satisfying in itself.

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« Reply #19951 on: Friday, December 1, 2017, 15:11:15 »

Received a letter at work today signed by a Amar Shitole.

It raised a wry smile.

At my first office job we had some crackers. Ramaman Deep and Deep Banghard were the best. We also had a Robin Killin. Most gangster name ever!
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« Reply #19952 on: Friday, December 1, 2017, 16:00:42 »

Many years ago I used to produce academic publications for Heinemann. One of the authors was a Professor Shagass.
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« Reply #19953 on: Friday, December 1, 2017, 16:26:42 »

Working here at BMW we wore overalls bearing the first initial and surname. One of my colleagues was Andreas Bender.
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« Reply #19954 on: Friday, December 1, 2017, 16:49:50 »

When I work from home I genuinely put in max effort, until today that is. I decided to drink around midday and colleagues and clients are genuinely oblivious to that fact. If you just say clever stuff even if it isn't relevant you mess with everyone's minds*

*tbf I was a good help even a bottle of wine down
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« Reply #19955 on: Friday, December 1, 2017, 16:58:08 »

Gary Lineker compering the World Cup draw. Asking Maradona to draw a ball: "Diego was always good with his hands"

Asking Cannavaro to draw a ball: "It's good to see an Italian taking part in the World Cup finals"
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« Reply #19956 on: Friday, December 1, 2017, 17:38:51 »

Gary Lineker compering the World Cup draw. Asking Maradona to draw a ball: "Diego was always good with his hands"

Asking Cannavaro to draw a ball: "It's good to see an Italian taking part in the World Cup finals"

England get Panama.  Not sure the boy Line acre, uses Panama for his off shore tax stuff, preferring the British Virgin Islands.

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« Reply #19957 on: Friday, December 1, 2017, 17:39:33 »

Thought this was quite good from the Grauniad's live blog on the draw:

World Cup-related pun of the day: How are teams competing in Russia 2018 supposed to win the ball back quickly, muses Peter Oh, when there are such serious restrictions on the free press?
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« Reply #19958 on: Friday, December 1, 2017, 17:56:28 »

Working here at BMW we wore overalls bearing the first initial and surname. One of my colleagues was Andreas Bender.
Cheesy In one of the companies I used to work for we had a vendor called Eric Bastard.
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« Reply #19959 on: Friday, December 1, 2017, 23:47:13 »

My favourite was name was a Mr Kris Tingle

Sent from my SM-G950F
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« Reply #19960 on: Saturday, December 2, 2017, 01:50:58 »

The Diamonds Factory in Hatton Garden. https://www.diamondsfactory.co.uk

Recommended by a painter who did some work on my flat, as cheaper and better quality than most places.

The ring Ive purchased (Im proposing soon) is so much better than anything Ive seen. Price wise it seems unbeatable.

Amusingly an ex-girlfriend used to work there and raved about it.

Hope it all goes swimmingly Barry  Smiley
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« Reply #19961 on: Saturday, December 2, 2017, 01:56:29 »

Back in the day Headlands School (as it was then, not my school) had a girl athlete called Ursula Tickle.

Their athletics vests had their names on them, first name initial followed by surname.

True story.
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« Reply #19962 on: Monday, December 4, 2017, 09:09:56 »

I had a teacher called Miss Tickle. We called her Tess, obviously.
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« Reply #19963 on: Monday, December 4, 2017, 10:56:02 »


http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/sunderland-fan-causes-fans-vomit-11631862

The Stadium of Light is normally empty with 20 minutes to go so this guy could at least have waited.

Hopefully this won't become a trend at matches.
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« Reply #19964 on: Monday, December 4, 2017, 13:45:16 »

My father in law got a couple of roe deer in the week and passed over 2 shoulders and a saddle. The saddle is basically two fillets on the bone and i roasted if up for our Sunday dinner. It was some of the most tender meat i have ever had. Amazing.
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