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« Reply #19755 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 14:37:56 »

Overheard people talking about me at work earlier. Got all smiley and smug when I heard them say "she's a really lovely girl" only for it to be followed a bit later by "my God is she boring though"
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« Reply #19756 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 14:47:45 »

Not forgetting Peru's Argentinian born keeper shipping 6 against the Argies in 78 thus allowing the Argies to go through and eventually win the Cup. They needed to win by a few and they did. Nothing dodgy at all. 
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« Reply #19757 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 15:01:22 »

When anyone mentions Peru, thatís the first thing I think of, and it does make me smile

Probably the second for me... this is the first.

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« Reply #19758 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 15:06:18 »

Overheard people talking about me at work earlier. Got all smiley and smug when I heard them say "she's a really lovely girl" only for it to be followed a bit later by "my God is she boring though"

Bit of a random question.

Have you seen the Always advert for the women who have piss problems? What are your thoughts on the underwear 'modeled' in it. The woman proudly exclaims that she has finally found a pair that is pretty.

Its effectively a nappy with some flowers drawn it isn't it?
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« Reply #19759 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 15:08:38 »

Overheard people talking about me at work earlier. Got all smiley and smug when I heard them say "she's a really lovely girl" only for it to be followed a bit later by "my God is she boring though"

Sounds like bullying in the work place. Are you in a Trade Union? If not join.
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« Reply #19760 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 15:33:35 »

Most people at my work say "fuck off you emo cunt".

And that's usually to my face... so god knows what they say when I'm not listening.

Count yourself lucky!
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« Reply #19761 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 15:45:23 »

Is emo still even a thing?

Haha no I'm not Reg, I considered it quite a positive appraisal given what they could have (accurately) said. Made me chuckle anyway.

BO, I've not seen the advert but now I'm curious.  Are Always selling actual underwear or just bladder control thingies that supposedly enable you to wear sexy underwear still?
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« Reply #19762 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 16:00:13 »

Probably the second for me... this is the first.



Well that fucker better piss off sharpish come 2019.....
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« Reply #19763 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 16:17:52 »

Well that fucker better piss off sharpish come 2019.....

There was talk a couple of weeks back about Nol Solano becoming the new Pikeys boss, that seems to have gone quiet. Perhaps the Brexiteers informed Scally that Nol will  be deported come 2019.
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« Reply #19764 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 16:19:47 »

Overheard people talking about me at work earlier. Got all smiley and smug when I heard them say "she's a really lovely girl" only for it to be followed a bit later by "my God is she boring though"

Cool story Ells






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« Reply #19765 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 17:01:37 »

Is emo still even a thing?

Haha no I'm not Reg, I considered it quite a positive appraisal given what they could have (accurately) said. Made me chuckle anyway.

BO, I've not seen the advert but now I'm curious.  Are Always selling actual underwear or just bladder control thingies that supposedly enable you to wear sexy underwear still?

No, its the latter Ells. Which I guess is not a bad idea per se, but the product is still, in effect, nappies with some bad flowers drawn on them.
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« Reply #19766 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 18:28:55 »

Overheard people talking about me at work earlier. Got all smiley and smug when I heard them say "she's a really lovely girl" only for it to be followed a bit later by "my God is she boring though"

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« Reply #19767 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 19:01:50 »

The other half picking 'I can't help falling in love with you' to walk down the aisle to.

She has no idea.
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« Reply #19768 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 19:19:11 »

The other half picking 'I can't help falling in love with you' to walk down the aisle to.

She has no idea.

Nice one. You should choose "Celery, ooh ah"
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« Reply #19769 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 19:50:55 »

Nice one. You should choose "Celery, ooh ah"

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I'm wondering if it would be bad form to throw out a S-WIN-DON, at the end of each verse.
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