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« Reply #18900 on: Thursday, March 16, 2017, 13:50:58 »

Saw an Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrofoglio Verde in Swindon today.  Love Struck

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« Reply #18901 on: Thursday, March 16, 2017, 14:21:53 »

Saw an Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrofoglio Verde in Swindon today.  Love Struck



Waiting for a recovery truck?  Wink
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« Reply #18902 on: Friday, March 17, 2017, 12:48:23 »

I collect the Alfa dealer's post, I walk out with a lob-on most days, they're gorgeous...
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« Reply #18903 on: Friday, March 17, 2017, 13:38:35 »

I collect the Alfa dealer's post, I walk out with a lob-on most days, they're gorgeous...
The Alfa dealers are gorgeous? Well, each to their own ...
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« Reply #18904 on: Friday, March 17, 2017, 13:42:27 »

The Alfa dealers are gorgeous? Well, each to their own ...

 Leggett's idea of the Alfa Mail
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« Reply #18905 on: Saturday, March 18, 2017, 00:46:32 »

Saw an Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrofoglio Verde in Swindon today.  Love Struck



Sounds like a fucking expensive pizza to me.
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« Reply #18906 on: Saturday, March 18, 2017, 01:30:27 »

Just for Leggett  Cool

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« Reply #18907 on: Saturday, March 18, 2017, 02:33:53 »

 TBF, I did have a model Alfa, which Juan-Manuel Fangio used to drive...

 

 However, more of a Stirling Moss Vanwall man

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« Reply #18908 on: Saturday, March 18, 2017, 10:08:41 »

Just for Leggett  Cool



 Love Love Love
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« Reply #18909 on: Saturday, March 18, 2017, 10:28:14 »

Who wants to be the King of the TEF? (Apologies for the link from the Daily Mail)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4323272/Rude-personalised-plate-sale-6-000.html
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« Reply #18910 on: Monday, March 20, 2017, 17:16:08 »

Driving back home one night over weekend, thought I'd txt the lad to tell him to start getting ready for bed, rather than wait till I get in and start the whole farrago then. Being conscientious about the whole using a mobile while driving thing, I use the voice recognition. Which went like this:
ME: Send a message to Tom
PHONE: OK what would you like to send?
ME: Bed in 5
Phone: OK, Message reads "Dead inside", would you like to send or change?
ME: Change. (louder and slower like I'm on holiday talking to a foreign waiter) Bed .... in .... five
Phone: OK, Message reads "Dead inside", would you like to send or change?

So at this point I think it's probably not great to send the kid a message that suggests his Dad's finally hit the existential mid-life crisis that has been threatening for some years now and decide to change tack.

ME: Change. Bed in 5 minutes
Phone: OK, Message reads "Dead in five minutes", would you like to send or change?

So now we've gone from the slightly worrying "Blimey, Dad's having a nervous breakdown" to the deeply alarming - either a suicide note or a death threat, depending on how he read it. Neither of which would be conducive to a peaceful night's sleep for the little lamb. At this point I decided it was probably easier just to use the tried and trusted method of waiting till I got home and just bellowing up the stairs.
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« Reply #18911 on: Monday, March 20, 2017, 18:05:12 »

TBF, I did have a model Alfa, which Juan-Manuel Fangio used to drive...


I didn't know that Fangio was that small?
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« Reply #18912 on: Tuesday, March 21, 2017, 22:49:49 »

Talking to my Norwegian mate earlier about the fact his country has been ruled the happiest place to live in the world 

That's nothing though because the adver's decided "Swindon is pervert capital of the U.K."

*cries proud tear*
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« Reply #18913 on: Wednesday, March 22, 2017, 08:36:46 »

Talking to my Norwegian mate earlier about the fact his country has been ruled the happiest place to live in the world 

That's nothing though because the adver's decided "Swindon is pervert capital of the U.K."

*cries proud tear*
Indeed, at least we are above Ox**rd in the most important league table...

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/15171394.Swindon_named__Pervert_capital_of_UK_/
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« Reply #18914 on: Wednesday, March 22, 2017, 10:47:08 »

after 3 years of shitty BT 2Mb broadband (if you can call it that) Virgin are coming today to install my fiber connection.
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