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« Reply #18705 on: Friday, February 10, 2017, 14:43:53 »

who let Arthur Fowler look after their money,?
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« Reply #18706 on: Friday, February 10, 2017, 14:55:51 »

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But we don't know where we've been
And we know what we're knowin'
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And we're not little children
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« Reply #18707 on: Friday, February 10, 2017, 15:03:52 »

who let Arthur Fowler look after their money,?

From the local rag:

"It is unclear, at this stage, how much money is believed to have been misappropriated.

In the supporters' club published accounts for the last financial year details that the club's current/business premium bank accounts had a total of £4,441. The year before the account had a total of £152,887.

The supporters' club business base rate tracker account had a total of £1,039 at this financial year end compared to £17,037 at the previous year end."


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« Reply #18708 on: Friday, February 10, 2017, 15:29:45 »

Jesus, that's not funny...
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« Reply #18709 on: Friday, February 10, 2017, 15:41:45 »

That would've put half a roof on the bank!
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« Reply #18710 on: Saturday, February 11, 2017, 09:19:15 »

Cuba - what a bloody lovely place.
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« Reply #18711 on: Saturday, February 11, 2017, 17:42:56 »

In order to cheer myself up, I've been re-watching Jim Jeffries telling Piers Morgan to fuck off.
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« Reply #18712 on: Saturday, February 11, 2017, 17:45:12 »

Having a proper conversation with someone in a language you've been learning without too many "umm.. Pardon?"s
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« Reply #18713 on: Saturday, February 11, 2017, 17:46:18 »

In order to cheer myself up, I've been re-watching Jim Jeffries telling Piers Morgan to fuck off.
love jim jefferies, i think everyone should get a chance to tell morgan to piss off, great stress relief
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #18714 on: Saturday, February 11, 2017, 17:46:25 »

Having a proper conversation with someone in a language you've been learning without too many "umm.. Pardon?"s
Hæh?
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« Reply #18715 on: Saturday, February 11, 2017, 17:51:21 »

Hæh?

Exactly  Cheesy
Apparently I speak Borat level Norsk but after only about 6 serious months I'm quite happy with that!
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« Reply #18716 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 12:20:48 »

People who give blood, just getting a couple of pints at the moment and it makes such a difference, if you give already thank you.

If you are thinking about it, go for it
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #18717 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 14:20:48 »

Mexican breakfasts, proper spicy!
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« Reply #18718 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 15:06:52 »

Mexican breakfasts, proper spicy!
Huevos rancheros?

My wife spent 6 months in Guatemala and still raves about that breakfast dish. Still not tried it.
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« Reply #18719 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 16:03:40 »

On holiday at the moment. One of the housekeepers in our hotel just pulled me aside and said a guest had left something in their room and he didn't know what it was. And it was a dildo. And I have just had to explain to a middle aged Sri Lankan man what a dildo is and what it is used for

I haven't been in a situation so awkward or amusing in a while
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