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« Reply #14490 on: Sunday, January 25, 2015, 23:24:12 »

So will Jan be in the com box for the Yeovil game?
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« Reply #14491 on: Monday, January 26, 2015, 16:28:34 »

There is a Hungarian fella who works in our work canteen who is a jolly soul and often whilst ringing my food amounts through the till will engage in a bit of chit chat. His questioning today amused me : -

Hungarian Man: So, what do you think about Quantitive Easing
Me: Well I don't know too much about it if I am honest.

Hungarian Man: What do you think about Page 3!!
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« Reply #14492 on: Monday, January 26, 2015, 16:29:37 »

He has the measure of you Cheesy
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« Reply #14493 on: Monday, January 26, 2015, 16:48:38 »

There is a Hungarian fella who works in our work canteen who is a jolly soul and often whilst ringing my food amounts through the till will engage in a bit of chit chat. His questioning today amused me : -

Hungarian Man: So, what do you think about Quantitive Easing
Me: Well I don't know too much about it if I am honest.

Hungarian Man: What do you think about Page 3!!

He's not the fella who sets the quiz?   I think I know the link between Page 3 and Quantitive Easing
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« Reply #14494 on: Monday, January 26, 2015, 17:06:49 »

He's not the fella who sets the quiz?   I think I know the link between Page 3 and Quantitive Easing
Would it have something to do with assets? Wink
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« Reply #14495 on: Monday, January 26, 2015, 19:52:23 »

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« Reply #14496 on: Tuesday, January 27, 2015, 09:40:31 »

This could go in the other thread, but I'm a glass half full kind of person so I'll whack it in here.

Thanks to a slow period over Christmas we've been bloody skint lately, so skint that I had to pawn my laptop at the weekend for some cash to get by on. We knew we had something coming and it was just a matter of waiting until that arrived, and it finally arrived today. I moved some cash into my account so I could go to the ATM and buy some bits and bobs and on getting to the ATM and withdrawing some cash, I noticed that there was more money in there than I thought.

We've been living like fucking paupers for the last few days or so when all along I had 50 quid in my bank account that I didn't know about. A nice bonus, but it's something that I wish I discovered a few days ago. Still, finding an unexpected 50 quid in one's account is not to be sniffed at.
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« Reply #14497 on: Tuesday, January 27, 2015, 10:55:10 »

I have done that too mate, been struggling for a few days and then finding I had £30 in the bank that could have got food! nice bonus still though Smiley
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« Reply #14498 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 14:35:20 »

Going for a shite and panicking that I was shitting blood, only to remember I had beetroot soup recently!
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« Reply #14499 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 14:37:49 »

Going for a shite and panicking that I was shitting blood, only to remember I had beetroot soup recently!

Borsch....
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« Reply #14500 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 14:49:40 »

Borsch....

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« Reply #14501 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 14:54:51 »

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« Reply #14502 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 14:55:41 »

It's 'Beetroot soup'
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« Reply #14503 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 14:56:32 »

It's 'Beetroot soup'

It was actually Beetroot and Horseradish soup.
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« Reply #14504 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 14:58:23 »

It's 'Beetroot soup'

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