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DMR

« Reply #11790 on: Tuesday, December 31, 2013, 11:55:42 »

Since when would drilling a 17/18yo make you a paedo?
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« Reply #11791 on: Tuesday, December 31, 2013, 12:01:22 »

Since when would drilling a 17/18yo make you a paedo?

If you're a teacher, or other educational professional in a position of trust...
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DMR

« Reply #11792 on: Tuesday, December 31, 2013, 12:02:54 »

Well, I'm not, and I can say with a clean conscience that slithering in to a slutty 18yo would make me smile and feel good....
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« Reply #11793 on: Tuesday, December 31, 2013, 12:14:53 »

Well, I'm not, and I can say with a clean conscience that slithering in to a slutty 18yo would make me smile and feel good....

I wasn't entirely serious about you being a paedo.
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DMR

« Reply #11794 on: Tuesday, December 31, 2013, 12:16:22 »

If it helps, I'd almost definitely drill a 17yo and would be lying if I said I wouldn't pay consideration to a 16yo, depending on circumstance and level of fit-ness.
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« Reply #11795 on: Tuesday, December 31, 2013, 12:36:14 »

The 16 yo would have to be fucking fit to be tempting. Even 22 yo girls irritate me these days.
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kerry red

« Reply #11796 on: Tuesday, December 31, 2013, 12:44:41 »

My granny is available if that's what floats your boat!
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« Reply #11797 on: Tuesday, December 31, 2013, 12:56:01 »

The 16 yo would have to be fucking fit to be tempting. Even 22 yo girls irritate me these days.

I'm not sure DMR is looking to engage in a long term relationship with the jail bait, probably not even requiring usual salutations if we are being honest.
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« Reply #11798 on: Tuesday, December 31, 2013, 13:15:48 »

My granny is available if that's what floats your boat!

That ship has long sailed.
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DMR

« Reply #11799 on: Tuesday, December 31, 2013, 13:42:35 »

I'm not sure DMR is looking to engage in a long term relationship with the jail bait, probably not even requiring usual salutations if we are being honest.

Correct. The evacuation of one's scrotal contents is all I'm worried about.
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fatbasher

« Reply #11800 on: Tuesday, December 31, 2013, 13:44:56 »

Getting a Tefal 700w food processor from a leading supermarket for £9.99. Well it's their fault. The first one I picked was all singing and dancing own brand and the shelf edge said 1/3 off making it £39.99 at the till is came up as full price. I questioned that and the short version is they honoured the price. I got it home and it would not work. What pissed me off more than anything was I knew it wouldn't! The box had been opened I noticed walking to my car but I took the risk all would be ok. Anyway when I took it back I picked the one behind it and got the lad to test it, same again that one didn't work either. So I picked the Tefal one and when we tried it to make sure it worked and it did. Then he swiped the barcode and said there's £30 off and credited my card account accordingly! That'll learn 'em.
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« Reply #11801 on: Tuesday, December 31, 2013, 16:06:31 »

Bolton £163.8m in debt. Poor Gartside. Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25559504

Although seems to make a mockery of FFP:

Quote from: Rob Wilson
"With Financial Fair Play if they continue to make the losses they have made this year they will fall foul of the new regulations," he explained. "The regulations allow for about another £4-5m loss and this year they have made £50m."
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« Reply #11802 on: Tuesday, December 31, 2013, 16:45:14 »

Correct. The evacuation of one's scrotal contents is all I'm worried about.

You old romantic you.
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kerry red

« Reply #11803 on: Tuesday, December 31, 2013, 16:56:54 »

The contents of my scrotal sack are dust and some undigested mastodon meat
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« Reply #11804 on: Tuesday, December 31, 2013, 20:23:35 »

Watching 4 music...

"it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.."  Smiley
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