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« Reply #23850 on: Friday, July 17, 2020, 20:15:25 »

I am going to a pub tomorrow.

I intend to have a pub meal first. (Not decided what yet), and then I'm going to have a Guinness or several afterwards.

I feel good just thinking about it.

I've grown a massive spot on my face for the occasion.
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« Reply #23851 on: Friday, July 17, 2020, 20:42:15 »

Watching Top of the Pops 1989
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« Reply #23852 on: Friday, July 17, 2020, 22:23:41 »

Lord Botham. A transparently daft idea from a transparently daft government.

Not totally against an entirely cricket based house of lords though, as right wing as it would be.
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« Reply #23853 on: Saturday, July 18, 2020, 15:50:19 »

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mortified-mum-confused-postman-smirks-22370298
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« Reply #23854 on: Saturday, July 18, 2020, 15:55:22 »

What better way to hide your embarrassment than to go to a national newspaper with the story?
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« Reply #23855 on: Saturday, July 18, 2020, 16:01:40 »

The blanked out 2 middle letters. I presume its a clit sucker not a cunt sucker?

Weve got a few of them on here!
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« Reply #23856 on: Saturday, July 18, 2020, 16:03:30 »

We get a lot of stuff from satisfyingsextoys.com come through work.

https://www.textapotato.com/product-page/embarrassing-mail
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« Reply #23857 on: Saturday, July 18, 2020, 17:07:44 »

I get the impression the lass is just flogging stories, this is her again.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8524917/Mother-21-claims-Snapchat-selfie-proof-home-haunted-spotting-face-old-woman.html
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« Reply #23858 on: Saturday, July 18, 2020, 19:24:31 »


I await tomorrow’s revelations that the mum of 3, supermarket worker from Warrington has single handedly discovered a Corona Virus vaccine and negotiated the UK’s Brexit deal....
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« Reply #23859 on: Sunday, July 19, 2020, 11:14:50 »

Watching an old episode of The Big Match on ITV4 from Apr 1977, and they were running through goal of the season contenders.  And in the middle of all the Ipswich & Liverpool efforts, up pops Kenny Stroud vs Everton.
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« Reply #23860 on: Tuesday, July 21, 2020, 11:42:28 »

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« Reply #23861 on: Thursday, July 23, 2020, 14:13:00 »

Warning!A bit sweary.

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« Reply #23862 on: Thursday, July 23, 2020, 16:46:47 »

Luton last night, makes me smile as it shows how mental football can be.

10 points from safety in February

Needed to win last night to stay up and did win 3-2 despite only having one shot on target which was a penalty, so none from open play!

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« Reply #23863 on: Thursday, July 23, 2020, 17:33:17 »

None of the bottom 5 five weeks ago went down.

Imagine the odds on Barnsley and Luton staying up when we restarted.
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« Reply #23864 on: Friday, July 24, 2020, 07:47:53 »

None of the bottom 5 five weeks ago went down.

Imagine the odds on Barnsley and Luton staying up when we restarted.
Thats what makes football the game that we all love.
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