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« Reply #23010 on: Monday, January 6, 2020, 14:55:20 » |
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NB does not work well with lager
I'm thinking spiced rum would be pretty decent. |
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Red Frog
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« Reply #23011 on: Tuesday, January 7, 2020, 14:17:32 » |
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You may recall I'm prone to the odd fat-fingered moment. Previous embarrassments include:
"Happy birthday. I hope you get thoroughly soiled by your family."
and
"I appreciate you're incredibly busty right now".
Today, I noticed a typo when writing about senior management. In the end, I decided to let it stand:
"the bling leading the blind".
Quite pleased with that.
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sûr à propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey
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« Reply #23012 on: Tuesday, January 7, 2020, 15:38:49 » |
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Mrs Audrey wants us to join up for Tai Chi. Any good or just oriental nonsense?
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BambooToTheFuture
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I'll Tell Ya Now - McGurk Is The New Graham
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« Reply #23013 on: Tuesday, January 7, 2020, 15:40:46 » |
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Mrs Audrey wants us to join up for Tai Chi. Any good or just oriental nonsense?
Used to practice a fair bit of Tai Chi. I tend to drink more Chai Tea now. Along with meditation though I found Tai Chi really good. Should practice it more. |
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'Incessant Nonsense'
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #23014 on: Tuesday, January 7, 2020, 15:53:35 » |
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Mrs Audrey wants us to join up for Tai Chi. Any good or just oriental nonsense?
If you're an expert at moving slowly it might be right up your street. Are you sure she didn't say Taekwondo?  |
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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey
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« Reply #23015 on: Tuesday, January 7, 2020, 15:54:54 » |
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Wipe on. Wipe off.
She’s readying me to clean the bleedin’ Windows!
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« Reply #23017 on: Tuesday, January 7, 2020, 16:12:50 » |
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You may recall I'm prone to the odd fat-fingered moment. Previous embarrassments include:
"Happy birthday. I hope you get thoroughly soiled by your family."
and
"I appreciate you're incredibly busty right now".
Today, I noticed a typo when writing about senior management. In the end, I decided to let it stand:
"the bling leading the blind".
Quite pleased with that.
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horlock07
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« Reply #23018 on: Thursday, January 9, 2020, 15:39:45 » |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #23019 on: Thursday, January 9, 2020, 15:59:40 » |
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40 years ago the Clash released London Calling.... here's the Guardian's take on their best 40 tunes https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/jan/09/the-clash-40-greatest-songs-ranked Interestingly my current fave isn't even listed.... Something About England.
Remarkably prescient poetry which captures the mood of Brexit and the lurch to the right |
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donkey
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« Reply #23020 on: Thursday, January 9, 2020, 23:37:16 » |
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Feels like a re-release of English Civil War would be appropriate. |
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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« Reply #23021 on: Sunday, January 12, 2020, 15:49:06 » |
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Bournemouth getting smashed at home.
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Gnasher
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« Reply #23022 on: Sunday, January 12, 2020, 15:57:57 » |
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Bournemouth getting smashed at home.
I really hope they go down and out of business. I'll never forgive that club and their gloating fans for the way they stole Ritchie from us. |
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Cats are better than dogs FACT
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Red Frog
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« Reply #23023 on: Sunday, January 12, 2020, 17:18:10 » |
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I really hope they go down and out of business. I'll never forgive that club and their gloating fans for the way they stole Ritchie from us.
There may be other reasons to hate them, but no-one was going to turn down the fire-sale offer that we made just to pay the club’s wage bill after Black pulled his cash. And we can also be grateful to them for being under a transfer embargo when Charlie Austin was due to join them from Poole. |
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sûr à propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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« Reply #23024 on: Sunday, January 12, 2020, 18:37:05 » |
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We have no reason whatsoever to be grateful to the muff. They put themselves under the embargo, we just took advantage of the fact, the same as they did when they robbed Ritchie off us, our big mistake was to not put a sell on clause when we let him go.
Bunch of cheating bastards the sooner they get relegated and start with a minus 12/20 point deduction the better.
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