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« Reply #22965 on: Friday, December 20, 2019, 10:16:04 » |
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All this talk of "Chinese Purse" just seems on the same kind of filth scale as an "Otter's Pocket". We all know the "As wet as an Otter's pocket." So maybe "As smooth as a Chinese Purse." Tell us Paul (or FH), is a Chinese Purse smooth or rough?  Battered. As in "Can't come in to work today, I had a rough night and I feel battered as a Chinese Purse" |
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« Reply #22966 on: Friday, December 20, 2019, 10:38:21 » |
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Battered. As in "Can't come in to work today, I had a rough night and I feel battered as a Chinese Purse"
Nah, a battered Chinese Purse is a Scottish thing! |
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« Reply #22967 on: Friday, December 20, 2019, 10:41:54 » |
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Nah, a battered Chinese Purse is a Scottish thing!
Ouch! That'd make your eyes water |
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« Reply #22968 on: Friday, December 20, 2019, 11:26:38 » |
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« Reply #22969 on: Friday, December 20, 2019, 11:32:44 » |
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Lolz.
Stealing that
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« Reply #22970 on: Friday, December 20, 2019, 22:02:47 » |
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I’ve just had one of those most satisfying of dumps. I am full of cheap Greek red wine but it’s shifted an enormous amount.
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« Reply #22971 on: Saturday, December 21, 2019, 15:27:44 » |
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As I boarded the quiet carriage at Marylebone yesterday there were 2 men having quite loud phone conversations. One finished quickly but the other showed no sign of coming to a close. The twat was talking loudly about wine bars so I stopped it. Thumbs ups and nods of acknowledgement of my heroic act followed.
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« Reply #22972 on: Saturday, December 21, 2019, 15:53:31 » |
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As I boarded the quiet carriage at Marylebone yesterday there were 2 men having quite loud phone conversations. One finished quickly but the other showed no sign of coming to a close. The twat was talking loudly about wine bars so I stopped it. Thumbs ups and nods of acknowledgement of my heroic act followed.
Fair play. |
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« Reply #22973 on: Monday, December 23, 2019, 09:31:40 » |
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« Reply #22974 on: Monday, December 23, 2019, 11:42:17 » |
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Seeing the term ‘gammonati’ for the first time made me chuckle.
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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« Reply #22975 on: Monday, December 23, 2019, 22:44:23 » |
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Seeing the term ‘gammonati’ for the first time made me chuckle.
Indeed, I have a huge chunk of dry cured smoked gammon ready to boil and bake with a marmalade glaze for Boxing Day. |
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« Reply #22976 on: Friday, December 27, 2019, 15:57:14 » |
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Fairy tale of Brew York. A wonderful stout.
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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« Reply #22977 on: Monday, December 30, 2019, 09:59:18 » |
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Placed a bet on yesterdays footy.
Chelsea
Leeds
Crewe
All to win and BTTS at 42/1
With Chelsea 1-0 at 83 minutes i was no hopefull but somehow they pulled it back to win 2-1.
Half-time in the 3:00pm kick offs and Leeds are 2-1 up Crewe 2-0 up. Things are looking good.
81 min Crewe winning 2-1 and Leeds winning 3-2. What happened next in the Leeds game almost gave me a heart attack. How on earth that one finished 5-4 i will never know.
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« Reply #22978 on: Monday, December 30, 2019, 15:53:17 » |
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Placed a bet on yesterdays footy.
Chelsea
Leeds
Crewe
All to win and BTTS at 42/1
With Chelsea 1-0 at 83 minutes i was no hopefull but somehow they pulled it back to win 2-1.
Half-time in the 3:00pm kick offs and Leeds are 2-1 up Crewe 2-0 up. Things are looking
Don't tell me, you cashed out ....... |
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Life is a Rollercoaster - Just gotta ride it.
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« Reply #22979 on: Monday, December 30, 2019, 15:58:20 » |
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Don't tell me, you cashed out .......
No no, i let it ride. |
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