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« Reply #22935 on: Monday, December 16, 2019, 18:00:32 »

The end of the world chaos that ensues when someone is told that a pub is cash only.
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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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« Reply #22936 on: Tuesday, December 17, 2019, 13:59:05 »

David Squires' latest, including obligatory Swindon reference:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/dec/17/david-squires-on-liverpool-and-a-potted-history-of-the-club-world-cup
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« Reply #22937 on: Tuesday, December 17, 2019, 14:17:57 »


I've just this minute wiped away tears laughing at the D and D reference.  I hung up my clubbing about 4 years ago, it was one of those rites of passage things where you know, you no longer want the weird shit of dealing with pissed damaged people any longer.
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« Reply #22938 on: Tuesday, December 17, 2019, 14:21:54 »

I've just this minute wiped away tears laughing at the D and D reference.  I hung up my clubbing about 4 years ago, it was one of those rites of passage things where you know, you no longer want the weird shit of dealing with pissed damaged people any longer.

Yikes!

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Destiny-and-Desire/162177227162919

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« Reply #22939 on: Thursday, December 19, 2019, 10:25:32 »

Got home from work last night to find 3 parcels from Amazon: one wrapped in the printed plastic bags they use, one in the standard square box and one in the cardboard folder they use for books. Waiting on some Christmas presents so great, started piling in. Opened the bag first, it's got a black presentation box in it, opened that and there's a purse with a tag with a load of Chinese written on it. WTF? Oh well, random error. Opened the box. Inside there's a black presentation box which contains ... a Chinese purse. Well the last one must be that book I ordered or maybe a game? Nope, it contains a black presentation box inside which is snugly nested a Chinese purse. By this time, the missus is on the floor laughing at me. The items I'm waiting for have all had notifications today to tell me they're being delivered today so it's not like they've sent the purses instead of them (which is good) but I have no idea why Amazon have suddenly taken it upon themselves to start bombarding me with random Chinese purses. Unless it's some kind of really shit 12 Days of Christmas or something
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« Reply #22940 on: Thursday, December 19, 2019, 12:34:50 »

Old but it tickles me every time

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« Reply #22941 on: Thursday, December 19, 2019, 12:39:24 »

Got home from work last night to find 3 parcels from Amazon: one wrapped in the printed plastic bags they use, one in the standard square box and one in the cardboard folder they use for books. Waiting on some Christmas presents so great, started piling in. Opened the bag first, it's got a black presentation box in it, opened that and there's a purse with a tag with a load of Chinese written on it. WTF? Oh well, random error. Opened the box. Inside there's a black presentation box which contains ... a Chinese purse. Well the last one must be that book I ordered or maybe a game? Nope, it contains a black presentation box inside which is snugly nested a Chinese purse. By this time, the missus is on the floor laughing at me. The items I'm waiting for have all had notifications today to tell me they're being delivered today so it's not like they've sent the purses instead of them (which is good) but I have no idea why Amazon have suddenly taken it upon themselves to start bombarding me with random Chinese purses. Unless it's some kind of really shit 12 Days of Christmas or something
Just you wait,  knowing Amazon you'll probably get another three purses today, Merry Xmas !.
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« Reply #22942 on: Thursday, December 19, 2019, 12:41:04 »

Just you wait,  knowing Amazon you'll probably get another three purses today, Merry Xmas !.
I haven't checked the bin or the back gate yet, there could be dozens of them waiting for me!
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« Reply #22943 on: Thursday, December 19, 2019, 17:14:31 »

At risk of sounding a bit of a tit.
What is a Chinese purse ?
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« Reply #22944 on: Thursday, December 19, 2019, 17:24:52 »

At risk of sounding a bit of a tit.
What is a Chinese purse ?

Check out the urban dictionary.
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« Reply #22945 on: Thursday, December 19, 2019, 17:26:20 »

At risk of sounding a bit of a tit.
What is a Chinese purse ?
     there's a purse with a tag with a load of Chinese written on it. 

from above post,
Any help  ??.
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« Reply #22946 on: Thursday, December 19, 2019, 17:27:14 »

Check out the urban dictionary.
Oh Christ I hope it's not in there. If it is, whatever it is, that's not what I meant. I literally meant an actual purse, of the kind women use to keep cards and money in, that is apparently made in China.
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« Reply #22947 on: Thursday, December 19, 2019, 17:30:11 »

Any more turned up today ??.
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« Reply #22948 on: Thursday, December 19, 2019, 17:31:15 »

I've seen a few Chinese purses in my time.
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« Reply #22949 on: Thursday, December 19, 2019, 17:38:17 »

Any more turned up today ??.
No idea, not been home yet. I'm rather hoping that the things I actually ordered have. If there are any more though, I'm seriously considering setting up a market stall to shift them
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