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« Reply #22770 on: Saturday, October 26, 2019, 23:47:55 »

I've decided to get a mohican.

A red one.
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« Reply #22771 on: Monday, October 28, 2019, 00:30:07 »

The number of empty seats for the prem games on motd. Really is armchair stuff these days  Smiley
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« Reply #22772 on: Monday, October 28, 2019, 10:14:05 »

The number of empty seats for the prem games on motd. Really is armchair stuff these days  Smiley

Or ticket prices are so expensive?
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« Reply #22773 on: Monday, October 28, 2019, 13:00:17 »

Not sure if this has been posted but this did make me laugh.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/15/brexit-fan-gets-october-31-exit-date-tattooed-stomach-10923256
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« Reply #22774 on: Monday, October 28, 2019, 13:14:42 »


  Why does it always have to be some cunt that looks like my former next door neighbour?

I bet they are an ardent "patriot" "I'm not racist but..." type. Fuck, makes me so proud of my country  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #22775 on: Monday, October 28, 2019, 14:04:52 »

Or ticket prices are so expensive?
yea, train tickets :-)
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« Reply #22776 on: Monday, October 28, 2019, 17:49:50 »

Hartpury College tweeting about a football coach called "Chris Cone". Great name for a coach!

https://twitter.com/hartpuryfootbal/status/1188841101689536512

Looking out for "Bob Bib" now Smiley
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« Reply #22777 on: Tuesday, October 29, 2019, 13:15:55 »

Shes a bit nawty https://www.cumbriacrack.com/2019/10/29/bride-to-be-who-stole-stag-do-cash-from-partner-and-pals-is-spared-jail/
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« Reply #22778 on: Tuesday, October 29, 2019, 22:27:04 »


Why the fuck would you want your future wife to organise the stag do?! Fucking deserve to lose their money just for that.
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« Reply #22779 on: Tuesday, October 29, 2019, 22:42:10 »

Looks like she spent the proceeds at the local pie shop
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« Reply #22780 on: Friday, November 1, 2019, 09:46:00 »

Oops

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-50258727
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« Reply #22781 on: Sunday, November 3, 2019, 10:46:57 »

I love these emails. Not had one for years, so will share it before it goes in the trash.

I am glad to announce to you today that a new payment policy has been adopted and you have been short listed for payment via Online Banking, So kindly contact Citibank Republic Du Benin, Parakou Branch, where the funds $12.6 million dollar approve by Federal government of Benin Republic  to transfer online into your account and you are to assure you follow there online payment instruction to make sure the transaction goes successful.
 
Below is the contact information of Citibank plc.
 
Contact Person: Mr Oliver Umezuoke
E-mail... citibankplc18[email protected]gmail.com
Phone +229 9048 7087
Endeavor to email him the following information for immediate processing.
 
FULL NAME:
FULL CONTACT ADDRESS:
PHONE NUMBER:
FAX NUMBER:
OCCUPATION:
MARITAL STATUS:
AGE:
SEX:
EMAIL ADDRESS:
COPY OF ID OR PASSPORT ATTACHMENT:
 
These are the requirements that you need to be aware of before you contact him below.
 
1) You will fill the online account opening form with Citibank plc. Send him an email in regards to your funds $12.6 Million dollars that has been approved by the Federal Government of Benin Republic to transfer on your behalf through there online banking service.
 
Yours Sincerely,
Mr Obi Nammdi
Secretary to the Minister of Benin & Economics Republic Du Benin, Dr Mohammad Ahmed.
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« Reply #22782 on: Sunday, November 3, 2019, 11:13:38 »

My favourite parts are the email address and request for a fax number.
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« Reply #22783 on: Sunday, November 3, 2019, 15:51:45 »

Animals --- especially cats or dogs!
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« Reply #22784 on: Sunday, November 3, 2019, 15:55:27 »

Animals --- especially cats or dogs!
Cunt
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