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« Reply #19845 on: Sunday, November 5, 2017, 20:30:45 »

Zombie worms. You can always rely on Attenborough to come up with a fab new species.

Close second to the racer snakes.
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« Reply #19846 on: Monday, November 6, 2017, 15:12:50 »

In an attempt to write happy birthday in Spanish to a Spanish colleague... Turns out I'd written "Happy anus maker". Should just stick to English I think. At least he saw the funny side.
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« Reply #19847 on: Monday, November 6, 2017, 15:15:20 »

In an attempt to write happy birthday in Spanish to a Spanish colleague... Turns out I'd written "Happy anus maker". Should just stick to English I think. At least he saw the funny side.

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« Reply #19848 on: Monday, November 6, 2017, 15:22:36 »

You forgot the tilde didn't you  Cheesy
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« Reply #19849 on: Monday, November 6, 2017, 15:26:06 »

Yep... I was never very good at Spanish!
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« Reply #19850 on: Monday, November 6, 2017, 15:31:12 »

Could be worse, I speak a bit of Spanish and got chatted up by a Portuguese town player.. Stick to your native tongue unless you're sure what you're saying
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« Reply #19851 on: Monday, November 6, 2017, 16:01:01 »

Could be worse, I speak a bit of Spanish and got chatted up by a Portuguese town player.. Stick to your native tongue unless you're sure what you're saying

Ah! Now we know:



"Though he made substitute appearances in the Town’s next two games, Tijane made the squad on only three more occasions before the season was out - and over the following close season, he seemed to have mysteriously disappeared off the scene - boss Cooper finally revealing that he had left the club in September, stating that he had not seen Tijane for weeks."  (*)

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« Reply #19852 on: Monday, November 6, 2017, 16:09:29 »

Ah! Now we know:



"Though he made substitute appearances in the Town’s next two games, Tijane made the squad on only three more occasions before the season was out - and over the following close season, he seemed to have mysteriously disappeared off the scene - boss Cooper finally revealing that he had left the club in September, stating that he had not seen Tijane for weeks."  (*)

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Obviously the incident with a native tongue that saw him off?
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« Reply #19853 on: Monday, November 6, 2017, 16:12:14 »

Oh.. I mean err.. Anyone know where I can get some stickers?!
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« Reply #19854 on: Monday, November 6, 2017, 16:15:06 »

Ah! Now we know:



"Though he made substitute appearances in the Town’s next two games, Tijane made the squad on only three more occasions before the season was out - and over the following close season, he seemed to have mysteriously disappeared off the scene - boss Cooper finally revealing that he had left the club in September, stating that he had not seen Tijane for weeks."  (*)

 Smiley

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I can still see his pen v Posh disappearing into the wide black yonder
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« Reply #19855 on: Monday, November 6, 2017, 16:52:43 »

Discovering that the Flight of The Conchords are touring after I promclaimed that I don’t think they do live shows (beyond that 30 minute HBO show).
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« Reply #19856 on: Monday, November 6, 2017, 17:49:17 »

Could be worse, I speak a bit of Spanish and got chatted up by a Portuguese town player.. Stick to your native tongue unless you're sure what you're saying

Nah, he was no good in the box.
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« Reply #19857 on: Monday, November 6, 2017, 18:15:06 »

Discovering that the Flight of The Conchords are touring after I promclaimed that I don’t think they do live shows (beyond that 30 minute HBO show).

Season 1 of the HBO series is 10 years old. Time flies.
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« Reply #19858 on: Monday, November 6, 2017, 18:53:37 »

 Being in the 2nd round draw.... it's been a while.
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« Reply #19859 on: Monday, November 6, 2017, 19:04:49 »

Being in the 2nd round draw.... it's been a while.

No 28. Come on the draw!
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