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« Reply #19470 on: Monday, July 17, 2017, 10:33:52 »

I wore tights as part of a fancy dress costume last night and they are so comfy I finally understand why women wearing just yoga pants is a thing. Honestly guys, give it a bash

Quite tricky in tights I'd imagine 
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« Reply #19471 on: Tuesday, July 18, 2017, 12:57:45 »

It actually makes me laugh how some people seem to think I'll be happy to work for them at less than half my going rate. I just had some guy trying to convince me it is a good idea because they have lots of work so I can make up the difference. That I should work for him because I could still make just as much if I do (more than) twice as much work.

Fucking deluded.
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« Reply #19472 on: Saturday, July 22, 2017, 12:31:35 »

We were given a 2 month old Pomeranian earlier. It has full pedigree papers and everything, worth about 800 quid. I'd rather have a big dog but we can't considering we live in an apartment. He's a friendly little chap
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« Reply #19473 on: Saturday, July 22, 2017, 12:50:20 »

We were given a 2 month old Pomeranian earlier. It has full pedigree papers and everything, worth about 800 quid. I'd rather have a big dog but we can't considering we live in an apartment. He's a friendly little chap
Poms are nice friendly little dogs, my dad had one for many years but they do molt a lot.
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« Reply #19474 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2017, 10:34:04 »

The look on my eldest lad's face this morning when he realised that the superb gaming PC he was looking at was actually for him (it's his birthday). Thanks JJ - any TEFers thinking of buying/building themselves a PC, cannot recommend JJ's services highly enough (or Peter Venkman as he is known about these parts).
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« Reply #19475 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2017, 10:40:32 »

The look on my eldest lad's face this morning when he realised that the superb gaming PC he was looking at was actually for him (it's his birthday). Thanks JJ - any TEFers thinking of buying/building themselves a PC, cannot recommend JJ's services highly enough (or Peter Venkman as he is known about these parts).
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Silence, like a cancer, grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you.
Take my arms that I might reach you."

But my words like silent raindrops fell
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« Reply #19476 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2017, 11:55:39 »

Certain acquaintances of mine on Facebook who support that team up the A420 getting very excited that the new club shop they have opened in the Covered Market will bring in plenty of new revenue from tourists...

'My mum and dad went to Oxford and all I got was this poxy shirt'......   Girl Giggle
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« Reply #19477 on: Friday, July 28, 2017, 11:55:10 »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-40731681/dog-eats-wedding-cake-on-morning-of-couple-s-big-day

Why on earth would you leave a wedding cake around when you've got a lab!?
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« Reply #19478 on: Friday, July 28, 2017, 12:11:11 »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-40731681/dog-eats-wedding-cake-on-morning-of-couple-s-big-day

Why on earth would you leave a wedding cake around when you've got a lab!?

Looks like a classic The dog ate my... excuse. Bet they dropped it  Wink
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http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/28/woman-broke-legs-falling-from-balcony-during-orgasm-after-threesome-6813155/

We've all been in such a situation...
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« Reply #19480 on: Sunday, July 30, 2017, 09:41:03 »

Hawaii making walking and fannying around with your electronic device punishable by a fine.

I really hope our government do something similar.
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« Reply #19481 on: Monday, July 31, 2017, 10:21:34 »

Dutch women.

Absolutely stunning.
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« Reply #19482 on: Monday, July 31, 2017, 10:39:21 »

Dutch women.

Absolutely stunning.

England have got them in the semi final of the women's Euro..... I'm sure you'll only watch from a footballing perspective though Chubbs.
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« Reply #19483 on: Tuesday, August 1, 2017, 15:24:16 »

 Grin

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40792962
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« Reply #19484 on: Wednesday, August 2, 2017, 11:18:02 »

http://www.nwemail.co.uk/sport/barrow-afc/article/Barrow-AFC-trialist-turns-up-for-friendly-at-the-wrong-ground-fd7ee514-0932-4e4f-a4a0-bbb8d41cd7e3-ds
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