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« Reply #18885 on: Tuesday, March 14, 2017, 13:20:53 »

 Huh?
http://www.thescarboroughnews.co.uk/news/bridlington-woman-who-had-sex-in-a-pizza-shop-summoned-by-police-1-8437815
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« Reply #18886 on: Tuesday, March 14, 2017, 17:19:47 »


just got into smoking meat myself

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« Reply #18887 on: Wednesday, March 15, 2017, 15:53:58 »

Not sure its funny but I did snigger a bit at this.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2580115/Did-gypsies-cut-Middlesbrough-mans-penis-revenge-Police-search-A66-missing-manhood.html
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« Reply #18888 on: Wednesday, March 15, 2017, 16:06:30 »


You have got to love the Mail...

Headline - Did gypsies cut off man's penis in revenge for him sleeping with one of their girlfriends? Police search A-road for missing manhood after arrest of suspect, 22

A question immediately contradicted by the first line of the story which states - A gypsy gang chopped off a man's genitals after they discovered he had slept with one of their girlfriends, it has been reported.

And it took three of their 'journalists' to write that nonsensical bollocks!
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« Reply #18889 on: Wednesday, March 15, 2017, 16:09:15 »

i don't understand your point.

I thought the question was in response to unconfirmed reports.

edit...ooooh penis/genitals
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« Reply #18890 on: Wednesday, March 15, 2017, 16:47:58 »

Poll run on the BBC website today, who is going to wing the Champions league....

Atletico Madrid - 2%
Barcelona - 17%
Bayer Leverkusen - 0%
Bayern Munich - 27%
Borussia Dortmund - 1%
Juventus - 5%
Leicester City - 26%
Manchester City - 5%
Monaco - 1%
Real Madrid - 16%
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« Reply #18891 on: Wednesday, March 15, 2017, 16:48:24 »

You have got to love the Mail...

Headline - Did gypsies cut off man's penis in revenge for him sleeping with one of their girlfriends? Police search A-road for missing manhood after arrest of suspect, 22

A question immediately contradicted by the first line of the story which states - A gypsy gang chopped off a man's genitals after they discovered he had slept with one of their girlfriends, it has been reported.

And it took three of their 'journalists' to write that nonsensical bollocks!

I don't like posting links from the Daily Fail but this did make me chuckle, and the irony of more than one cock reporting on the loss of a cock just struck me as funny.

I would say the editor has dropped a bollock...but dropped a cock is closer to the truth....
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« Reply #18892 on: Wednesday, March 15, 2017, 22:08:47 »

Saw a bloke wearing a Deerstalker hat in Cricklade High st today.
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« Reply #18893 on: Wednesday, March 15, 2017, 22:29:48 »

Saw a bloke wearing a Deerstalker hat in Cricklade High st today.

 
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« Reply #18894 on: Wednesday, March 15, 2017, 22:33:27 »



No shit.
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« Reply #18895 on: Wednesday, March 15, 2017, 22:50:50 »

massive (spending) club Man City out of the champions league
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« Reply #18896 on: Thursday, March 16, 2017, 12:42:57 »

Ouch!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39285486
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« Reply #18897 on: Thursday, March 16, 2017, 12:45:55 »

One for Batch and PV there
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« Reply #18898 on: Thursday, March 16, 2017, 12:48:03 »

Angle grinder?  Eek
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« Reply #18899 on: Thursday, March 16, 2017, 13:28:50 »

One for Batch and PV there
Just ouch.
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What & How & If & When & Why.
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