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« Reply #18720 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 16:16:28 »

I thought you were quoting some film when you posted that on Twitter earlier.

that's fucking hilarious
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« Reply #18721 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 16:24:31 »

Nooooope, that happened
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« Reply #18722 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 16:54:47 »

Another holiday fun fact - my girlfriend spent the whole day telling me she took a picture of a crocodile. I just saw the picture - it was just a log

She was able to take the picture because we had stopped to look at an actual crocodile on the opposite bank, which she completely ignored
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« Reply #18723 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 16:59:37 »

Another holiday fun fact - my girlfriend spent the whole day telling me she took a picture of a crocodile. I just saw the picture - it was just a log

She was able to take the picture because we had stopped to look at an actual crocodile on the opposite bank, which she completely ignored

Next holiday update will be 'someone planted the dildo in your room'.

It was from your room wasn't it? Just admit it. We're all friends.
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« Reply #18724 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 17:07:07 »

Longleat has changed hasn't it?
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« Reply #18725 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 18:04:24 »

People who give blood, just getting a couple of pints at the moment and it makes such a difference, if you give already thank you.

If you are thinking about it, go for it
Most fucking definately, if I could I would give it every chance I could.

Lifesavers, quite literally.
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« Reply #18726 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 18:12:25 »

Longleat has changed hasn't it?
Have you not seen the "We saw the dildos at Longleat" car stickers in the back window of family saloons?
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« Reply #18727 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 18:16:46 »

Dildos climbed on my cat and broke my aerial.
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« Reply #18728 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 18:25:52 »

Dildos climbed on my cat and broke my aerial.
Why have you got an aerial on your cat?
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« Reply #18729 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 18:26:32 »

Why have you got an aerial on your cat?
It's obviously a wireless cat
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« Reply #18730 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 18:28:15 »

It's obviously a wireless cat
Ah, makes sense. You wouldn't want dildos climbing all over a wireless cat, no wonder Batch was distressed
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« Reply #18731 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 18:31:35 »

FFS. Stupid type. But dildos go on pussys so maybe not..
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« Reply #18732 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 18:33:07 »

FFS. Dildos go on pussys.
You've got a wireless pussy?
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« Reply #18733 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 18:33:33 »

You've got a wireless pussy?

I bought it from Ann Summers.
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« Reply #18734 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 18:36:20 »

I bought it from Anne Summers.
She had a spare?
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