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« Reply #18540 on: Saturday, January 21, 2017, 23:19:25 »

I know it's old, but I've been in a foul mood for days and this put a smile on my face today.

It's the way he tries to stifle his giggles that really cracks me up.

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« Reply #18541 on: Sunday, January 22, 2017, 20:01:09 »

Rod Stewart doing the Scottish cup draw pissed.
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« Reply #18542 on: Monday, January 23, 2017, 20:42:30 »

Had an offer accepted on a house.

And if it wasn't for the last one not happening, I'd never have found this one, which is so much better. And I got it for 10% below the asking price.
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« Reply #18543 on: Monday, January 23, 2017, 21:03:46 »

Pleased for you.  Im in the same situation, currently in rented after being gazumped costing us a couple of grand last summer.  Hoping fate is on our side as well and we get something better, but at the moment its just bloody annoying.
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« Reply #18544 on: Monday, January 23, 2017, 21:23:03 »

Thanks. And I'm sure annoying is gentle way of putting it. I've hated every single second of the whole process, until I got this one.

We were lucky in that it'd been online for nearly 6 months, but it was so badly advertised, that we had no competition and had never even debated looking at it ourselves over that period.
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« Reply #18545 on: Monday, January 23, 2017, 21:38:27 »

Had an offer accepted on a house.

And if it wasn't for the last one not happening, I'd never have found this one, which is so much better. And I got it for 10% below the asking price.
its amazing how these things work out, had a similar thing when buying my current house -  congratulations!
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« Reply #18546 on: Monday, January 23, 2017, 21:58:54 »

Buying... a house... what?



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« Reply #18547 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 11:07:38 »

Buying... a house... what?





It's that thing that people in their 40s or live outside of London do.
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« Reply #18548 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 12:32:12 »

Oh, fuck that. It's much more sensible dropping 75% of your monthly takehome on renting a small one bed flat
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« Reply #18549 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 12:36:25 »

I'm not normally one to read these, but as badly written attempts at fraud go, this has set a new low.

ATTENTION MY DEAR,

This mail is to make inquiry if you are still there because i have been
receiving different kinds emails here from different individuals claiming
that you have asked them to receive your Consignment Box on your behalf,
which i am obliged to release to them, But because they do not have the
UPS Courier Service 4 digit UPS# at the right hand top corner of your
Consignment box of $9.8 MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED UNITED SATE DOLLARS)
showing that they are not from you, so therefore if you are still eager
and wish to receive your Compensated which i have now deposited with UPS
Courier Service the Key and the Box, to be delivered to you since i did
not hear from you, I am currently out of office for a business trip which
will last for 6 months for that i deposited your Compensation payment with
the UPS Courier Service.


so i advise that you go and contact the UPS Courier Delivery department as
soon as possible to know when they will deliver your Compensation
Consignment box to you. For your information, I have paid for the
necessary Charges to avoid delay in delivery and the UPS will only deliver
the KEY while Quicksilver Express Courier will deliver the Box. But you
have to pay $97.00USD for project registration of the year 2016 Again,
Don’t be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $97.00USD.for
the project registration fee of your compensation box.

Contact them with your full information to enable them deliver your
compensation Consignment box and they key and they will tell you more
better the one to be deliver first out of the Consignment box and the key
to your door step, remember that both of them will not be deliver at once
to avoid the agent access to open the box. Please note that the $97.00USD
is the only fee you are to pay to the UPS courier Service been for the
project registration fee, i repeat myself don't be deceived by anybody to
pay any other fee.

Try and make sure that you make a reasonable arrangement with the UPS
Courier Delivery department on how your Consignment box / key can be
delivered to your defined home or office address as given.

Please be careful to avoid your Consignment box being delivered to a wrong
owner due to the risk it may cause. I have notified the Delivery
department on the issue You have to contact the UPS Courier Service now
With this 4 digit number at the right hand top corner of the package (UPS
Courier Service (UPS#)as your proof of ownership and request for the
Instant delivery of your Box, please make sure you forward the following
information to them.

Your Receiving Name:...................
Your Mailing Address:.................
Your Country:..........................
Your State:............................
Your Telephone Number:................
Your sex:.............................
4 DIGIT UPS Courier service UPS#)

Please avoid mistakes when providing information. Your box /key were
registered for 72hours delivery so you are to expect your box after
72hours of payment. Thank you for choosing UPS service

Dispatcher officer = Emma Ego
Direct phone contact +229-68 16 25 18)
(upsbenincompany@activist.com)
(upsbenincompany@gmail.com

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail
with the UPS Courier Service 4digit 2015#)) to avoid any further delay.you
can Possibly update me once the delivery is smoothly completed.Yours
Faithfully Helen Ministry.
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« Reply #18550 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 15:53:50 »

I am not sure what to actually say about this?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4152088/PIERS-MORGAN-pedophile-loving-hypocrite-Ewan-McGregor.html

Yes its the Mail, but it totally encapsulates everything about the Mail and Piers Morgan.
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« Reply #18551 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 16:08:54 »

Morgans a bellend
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« Reply #18552 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 16:10:58 »

The man's fucking vile. He should be in prison for phone tapping yet he goes about acting as though he has the moral high-ground. He suits the mail down to the ground, they're made for each other.
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« Reply #18553 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 16:11:06 »

Morgans a bellend

He is indeed, no doubt following receipt of a letter from McGregors solicitors a retraction will be sneaked out at 2am like Katie Hopkins did?
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« Reply #18554 on: Tuesday, January 24, 2017, 16:19:57 »

Best response there: 'Pipe down, Piers.  You hack dead kids' phones.'
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