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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #17730 on: Friday, July 29, 2016, 15:14:46 »

I thought it was quite a cheeky comment tbh
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« Reply #17731 on: Friday, July 29, 2016, 15:15:14 »

I've let you down BO, I've let the whole forum down but most of all, I've left myself down.

I don't think I've ever referred to anything as cheeky in my entire existence before today, and I shalln't again.

Can you add "shalln't" to that list? The boy's having a mare.

Hope the weekend gets better after this early setback.
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« Reply #17732 on: Friday, July 29, 2016, 15:19:00 »

I've let you down BO, I've let the whole forum down but most of all, I've left myself down.

I don't think I've ever referred to anything as cheeky in my entire existence before today, and I shalln't again.

I think its forgivable in this case, clearly the adrenelin must be flowing after your double good news Smiley
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« Reply #17733 on: Friday, July 29, 2016, 16:30:23 »

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-36923156

I suppose it's a bit better than Mattressgate
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« Reply #17734 on: Friday, July 29, 2016, 17:04:51 »

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-36923156

I suppose it's a bit better than Mattressgate

They are building houses across the road from us and keep doing this so we cannot get out of our drive, I must confess I take great pleasure in knocking them over so we can get out and then ringing their emergency number to tell them they need to come and sort it out as they have been knocked over (I know its petty but its doing my head in!)
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« Reply #17735 on: Friday, July 29, 2016, 19:06:32 »

https://twitter.com/MargiMurphy/status/758775069623611393

This Daily Star Reporter getting confused between the calibre of a gun and its length and publishing an outraged story about a 'five inch' naval gun the size of her toothbrush.

This is the gun in question:



It's eight metres long.
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« Reply #17736 on: Friday, July 29, 2016, 23:13:32 »

https://twitter.com/MargiMurphy/status/758775069623611393

This Daily Star Reporter getting confused between the calibre of a gun and its length and publishing an outraged story about a 'five inch' naval gun the size of her toothbrush.

This is the gun in question:



It's eight metres long.
TBF, she's had blokes telling her 5 inches is 8 metres for years, easy to see how she'd get confused
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« Reply #17737 on: Friday, July 29, 2016, 23:20:46 »

Not fully understanding what calibre means is one thing. But did she not at any point envisage a 5 inch gun, that cost millions, on a fucking battleship and not think to question it before publishing?.....

Evidently not!
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« Reply #17738 on: Friday, July 29, 2016, 23:26:15 »

Not fully understanding what calibre means is one thing. But did she not at any point envisage a 5 inch gun, that cost millions, on a fucking battleship and not think to question it before publishing?.....

Evidently not!
I suspect "Think Before You Publish" might not be emblazoned on the walls of the Daily Star newsroom as their defining ethos.
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« Reply #17739 on: Sunday, July 31, 2016, 09:22:19 »

Giggling like a child every time I see 'Rory Bellend'

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« Reply #17740 on: Sunday, July 31, 2016, 12:10:20 »

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DItuaNnATPjs&ved=0ahUKEwiY4teW1Z3OAhXkK8AKHTOfA_wQtwIIITAC&usg=AFQjCNFdmllGrONSMfieus2lEyBBPXjLWw&sig2=RqSE0fCeuinKYpmdl5VcRg
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« Reply #17741 on: Sunday, July 31, 2016, 14:01:06 »

Putting the washing out this morning, got chatting with the old dear next door.
A bit puzzled by some of her disapproving looks.

Got back in and realised it must have been the Inspiral Carpets "cool as fuck" t-shirt.
Not aware that she wasn't a fan of the Inspiral Carpets.
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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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« Reply #17742 on: Sunday, July 31, 2016, 15:19:02 »

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/07/29/florida-man-arrested-after-officer-mistakes-krispy-kreme-donut-glaze-for-meth/

MURICA!
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« Reply #17743 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2016, 12:10:54 »


Lucky he wasn't black, he probably would have been shot for that.
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« Reply #17744 on: Wednesday, August 3, 2016, 13:22:06 »

Just to balance out the tale of the ill-behaved kids in the other thread, I popped in to Aldi on my way home to pick up a few items the other week. Upon arriving at the checkout there was a mother with her two well-behaved daughters putting her shopping on the conveyor belt. When one of the girls noticed I only had 4 items she suggested to her mother that they let me in front of them and the mother obliged.

I don't think I've ever seen such well-behaved kids in a supermarket before.
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