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« Reply #17580 on: Tuesday, June 21, 2016, 19:46:41 »

..that wasn't in your script tyldesley was it?
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« Reply #17581 on: Tuesday, June 21, 2016, 21:00:33 »

The last ball of tonight's one-dayer. Wow!
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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« Reply #17582 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2016, 15:40:16 »

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/22/swedish-footballer-sent-off-for-farting-during-match
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« Reply #17583 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2016, 16:02:05 »


Watching football is a good opportunity to let rip and retain a degree of anonymity.
A midweek game at Exeter a few years ago, somebody managed to gas most of the town fans on the open terrace at half time.
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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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« Reply #17584 on: Thursday, June 23, 2016, 14:43:23 »

 Finding a bee orchid about an hour ago....no camera but this is what they look like



I've always wanted to find one of these, scrambled around nature reserves on my hands and knees to no avail...and then just find one walking out the back of Croft  Smiley Amazing.

I've always puzzled what came first the bee or the orchid?  A source of existential angst to which I'm no nearer a resolution.

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« Reply #17585 on: Thursday, June 23, 2016, 19:43:47 »

Finding a bee orchid about an hour ago....no camera but this is what they look like



I've always wanted to find one of these, scrambled around nature reserves on my hands and knees to no avail...and then just find one walking out the back of Croft  Smiley Amazing.

I've always puzzled what came first the bee or the orchid?  A source of existential angst to which I'm no nearer a resolution.


Looks like a Christmas pudding ,wearing a bib and the head of Shrek.
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« Reply #17586 on: Friday, June 24, 2016, 18:09:28 »

Someone I know complained to a judge at sentencing that he'd rather go to prison than have to "shovel horse shit and pick up heroin needles again"

So naturally the judge gave him a community sentence. Judge bantz
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« Reply #17587 on: Friday, June 24, 2016, 19:28:31 »

Someone I know complained to a judge at sentencing that he'd rather go to prison than have to "shovel horse shit and pick up heroin needles again"

So naturally the judge gave him a community sentence. Judge bantz
Smiley Are judges allowed to also direct the probation service where they should do their community service? Like ordering him to do it on a working farm used to provide therapy for druggies or something?
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« Reply #17588 on: Friday, June 24, 2016, 21:37:02 »

Smiley Are judges allowed to also direct the probation service where they should do their community service? Like ordering him to do it on a working farm used to provide therapy for druggies or something?

I have my fingers crossed! He's quite an unpleasant little man.

It goes to show how different some people's attitude to the law is. I'd be terrified if I came in front of a judge for anything, he sort of treated it like a Chinese takeaway where you walk in and ask for what you'd fancy. Crazy.
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« Reply #17589 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 06:08:40 »

Noticed that Fratellos have appeared on Just Eat so decided to give the aptly named Pizza Di Canio a go.

The eating of it was a bit uncertain at first, excellent in the middle and very disappointing at the end.
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« Reply #17590 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 08:15:37 »

Noticed that Fratellos have appeared on Just Eat so decided to give the aptly named Pizza Di Canio a go.

The eating of it was a bit uncertain at first, excellent in the middle and very disappointing at the end.

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What was the delivery service like? The Mrs keeps banging on about getting a takeaway from there....we've not been for a while.
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« Reply #17591 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 09:22:46 »

Smiley

What was the delivery service like? The Mrs keeps banging on about getting a takeaway from there....we've not been for a while.

Very good, delivered well within the time and the driver was polite. Will order from them again as the menu looks decent.
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« Reply #17592 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 15:01:06 »

skip to 2:48 and check out the guy behind Farage

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« Reply #17593 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 15:17:28 »

One gesture speaks a thousand words
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« Reply #17594 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 15:36:06 »

One gesture speaks a thousand words

The universal language of hand gestures
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