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« Reply #17415 on: Saturday, May 14, 2016, 14:26:58 » |
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'If the cat fits, wear it.'
I actually overheard this today. There was no humour/irony involved.
In fairness, no-one wants to wear an ill-fitting cat. That would be cruel AND uncomfortable, it's all just a step too far. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #17416 on: Saturday, May 14, 2016, 14:35:49 » |
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Jennifer Lawrence's tits on Graham norton last night...wow
You realise there are a lot of pictures of her naked boobies all over the internet, right? |
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #17417 on: Saturday, May 14, 2016, 19:29:00 » |
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Owls.
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Ells
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« Reply #17418 on: Saturday, May 14, 2016, 19:30:48 » |
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If Don Rogers were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #17419 on: Saturday, May 14, 2016, 19:44:24 » |
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Owls are better.
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Ells
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« Reply #17420 on: Saturday, May 14, 2016, 19:47:26 » |
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If Don Rogers were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave
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Chubbs
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« Reply #17421 on: Saturday, May 14, 2016, 20:03:55 » |
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You realise there are a lot of pictures of her naked boobies all over the internet, right?
and leave nothing to the imagination? |
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Leggett
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« Reply #17422 on: Saturday, May 14, 2016, 21:49:31 » |
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #17423 on: Sunday, May 15, 2016, 07:26:11 » |
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They're better in her top tbf
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donkey
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #17424 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2016, 15:38:22 » |
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Getting my ears cleaned out at the docs.
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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« Reply #17425 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2016, 16:33:48 » |
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Harvey Price, good lad.
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Ells
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« Reply #17426 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2016, 16:44:24 » |
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Harvey Price, good lad.
What's he done? Cleaned out donkey's ears? |
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tans
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« Reply #17427 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2016, 17:19:19 » |
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What's he done?
Cleaned out donkey's ears?
Was asked on live tv what he would say if someone was nasty to him He said 'hello, you cunt' |
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Ells
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« Reply #17428 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2016, 21:30:30 » |
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Was asked on live tv what he would say if someone was nasty to him
He said 'hello, you cunt'
Hahaha I just looked it up. Oh god. There are all sorts of problems with that but just on its own that's fucking hilarious. Thank god I wasn't watching loose women with my nan at the time, I think she might have died |
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #17429 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 07:23:08 » |
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What problems? Harvey is a fucking legend. I bet 99% of celebs would think the same thing, the only difference between them and him is he has zero social grace so he just tells it like it is.
"What does Harvey say when people are mean to him?"
"Hello, you cunt."
Fucking quite right. Well done lad.
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