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« Reply #15450 on: Friday, July 31, 2015, 13:04:31 »

I'm organising a team meal at work and we've got a menu from a fairly decent Thai restaurant in Bath. The menu advertises, amongst other sections, "Vagetarian dishes".

I'm easily amused.
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« Reply #15451 on: Friday, July 31, 2015, 16:35:17 »

This morning my graphics card packed up. Bought it 6 months and 2 days ago from amazon, so couldn't bring up any returns information on it, I've been reading some horror stories of warranty returns to MSI via Amazon, so rang Amazon. Within 5 minutes of calling there's a replacement GPU heading my way, arriving tomorrow. Freepost return for the busted one back to them as well. Result!
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« Reply #15452 on: Friday, July 31, 2015, 18:36:08 »

Driver tries to assault cyclist:

http://i.imgur.com/HrkJvqf.gifv
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« Reply #15453 on: Friday, July 31, 2015, 20:21:12 »

Driver tries to assault cyclist:

http://i.imgur.com/HrkJvqf.gifv

Feel sorry for the bloke. The cyclist was no doubt in full Lycra (possibly Sky strip, as that seems to be reaching a pandemic) and imagining himself actually competing in a race, as opposed to just being a cunt and a nuisance.
On the subject of utter cunts, sorry cyclists, why do they feel the need to wear the full gear when out on a ride? It's like a grown man having a kick about in the park wearing shirt, shorts and socks of his favourite team, with the addition of shinpads and boots.

Deluded fuckwits.
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« Reply #15454 on: Friday, July 31, 2015, 20:34:36 »

There is a man in the pub tonight with a fluffy kitten on a pink halter lead.
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« Reply #15455 on: Friday, July 31, 2015, 21:27:52 »

Nice little 1830-0230 overtime shift on platinum incentive rate. Lovely.
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« Reply #15456 on: Friday, July 31, 2015, 22:11:04 »

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jul/31/pub-landlord-jailed-for-killing-customer-with-ironing-board

I mean, I shouldn't laugh because a man ended up dead, but this is the single strangest account of a court case I've ever read. Imagine being a juror on this one, trying not to giggle at the more absurd bits.
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« Reply #15457 on: Friday, July 31, 2015, 23:01:48 »

Finding a new online adversary.

It'll be fun for a while, until I crush him into oblivion. Mwahahahaha
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« Reply #15458 on: Saturday, August 1, 2015, 08:46:44 »

The Daily Mail have clearly issued the Adver a 'glum faced outrage' challenge here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3181734/Family-left-without-food-Asda-delivery-man-refused-hand-shopping-parents-didn-t-ID.html

No mattresses though.
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« Reply #15459 on: Saturday, August 1, 2015, 09:37:20 »

The Daily Mail have clearly issued the Adver a 'glum faced outrage' challenge here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3181734/Family-left-without-food-Asda-delivery-man-refused-hand-shopping-parents-didn-t-ID.html

No mattresses though.

OMG. Those poor people - my heart goes out to them...

leaving her husband and three children Lulu, 11, Freddie, nine, and Riley, four, with no choice but to eat at Hannah's parents house.  No


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« Reply #15460 on: Saturday, August 1, 2015, 10:07:56 »

Feel sorry for the bloke. The cyclist was no doubt in full Lycra (possibly Sky strip, as that seems to be reaching a pandemic) and imagining himself actually competing in a race, as opposed to just being a cunt and a nuisance.
On the subject of utter cunts, sorry cyclists, why do they feel the need to wear the full gear when out on a ride? It's like a grown man having a kick about in the park wearing shirt, shorts and socks of his favourite team, with the addition of shinpads and boots.

Deluded fuckwits.

Full video here:



He passed way too close, got lippy and then fell flat on his face. It made me smile.

It's nice to see you have a high opinion of cyclists.
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« Reply #15461 on: Saturday, August 1, 2015, 10:10:26 »

I didn't see anything wrong with the pass. The cyclist had the perfect opportunity to move in between the parked cars. I'd also wonder why the cyclist followed the car and looked for Agro.

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« Reply #15462 on: Saturday, August 1, 2015, 10:18:38 »

The arrogance of (a very small minority) cyclists in London who are so arrogant that they don't believe red lights applies to them mildly irritates me.
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« Reply #15463 on: Saturday, August 1, 2015, 10:19:16 »

I'm with the driver.

Fucking eco, sandal-wearing, gay whales against the bomb, fucking Liberal Democrat voting cyclist!
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« Reply #15464 on: Saturday, August 1, 2015, 10:21:34 »

The arrogance of (a very small minority) cyclists in London who are so arrogant that they don't believe red lights applies to them mildly irritates me.
It's unbelievable how often this happens at pedestrian crosses as well. I saw a woman stop dead in her tracks yesterday evening to stop a cyclist trying to weave his way through people crossing the road. The cyclist looked a bit sheepish after she stopped and stared right at him
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