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« Reply #15435 on: Thursday, July 30, 2015, 09:47:24 »

The odds are astronomical, although I suppose you could assume they are reduced a little because certain teams could be ruled out from positions - like Chelsea won't finish bottom and Watford won't win the league, so that reduced the variables a tad.

Presumably a mathematician/statistician could compute the odds precisely.....
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« Reply #15436 on: Thursday, July 30, 2015, 20:36:30 »

Oh yeah, get the credit cards out...

http://p302.co.uk/epages/9eaa96aa-17e1-470d-954c-06bb76b52075.sf/en_GB/?ObjectPath=/Shops/9eaa96aa-17e1-470d-954c-06bb76b52075/Products/72
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« Reply #15437 on: Thursday, July 30, 2015, 20:39:43 »


haha got one of them last year
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« Reply #15438 on: Thursday, July 30, 2015, 20:40:38 »

Did you do the 4-0 quote?
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« Reply #15439 on: Thursday, July 30, 2015, 20:46:11 »

William Hill advertising the possibility of winning £50m.

All you have to do is predict the exact finishing positions of the PL clubs!

Piece of piss, that.

They will have reinsured that particular offer to the punters, I'd imagine.   Cheesy
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« Reply #15440 on: Thursday, July 30, 2015, 20:47:18 »

Ha ha, took me this long to twig, but if you type in myonlyswindon.com it comes here Smiley  When did that happen?
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« Reply #15441 on: Thursday, July 30, 2015, 20:53:56 »

About 10 years ago.

I still live in hope that Leeeeeeroy and Riddel will make a reappearance.  If they're still alive.
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« Reply #15442 on: Thursday, July 30, 2015, 20:54:38 »

Then I remembered we went to fansonline. Oh the fun, this is just for you Paolo69, probably your most ever reasoned argument.

PetsWinPrizes Posted on 12/09/2011 14:16
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So what do our interested posters, ie Riddle, make of Celebrity MasterChef being demoted to a daytime slot?

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Riddel Posted on 12/09/2011 15:53
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I was told of this yesterday. Ridiculous. Although I'll just watch it on demand along with Coach Trip and Come Dine With Me, couch potato fans.

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PetsWinPrizes Posted on 13/09/2011 12:50
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Riddler, I worked on the latest Celebrity Coach Trip, I'll tell you all about it at the stag.

 I'm assuming we're all invited?

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Riddel Posted on 14/09/2011 09:42
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Yes, of course. The more people that get to see my tiny XXXXXX the better.

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suttonred Posted on 14/09/2011 23:05
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Talking of which I've heard a rumour that Greenwich Red is going to the burton beer festival. Probably the least surprising post i've ever made. Bet he still doesn't get the beers in though.

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Riddel Posted on 19/09/2011 11:58
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Well I don't know how you lot drink some of that XXXXXX on offer. There was some dirty water called Blackhole or something, XXXXXX rank, straight from the sewers.

 Thank God the bar round the corner served drinks that were cold and enhanced with chemicals.

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suttonred Posted on 20/09/2011 07:14
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I'm with you riddel, jeez i suspect I know what a tramps foot tastes like now. I had one with vanilla in, that was soon deposited in a nearby bin. The best beer I had all day was a carling in tamworth after the game. Long live lager.

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Riddel Posted on 20/09/2011 10:55
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And the blonde bird in the bar was infinitely better than the bearded clams and XXXXXX weasals serving their slop in the main tent.

 CAMRA = XXXXXXS

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Paolo69 Posted on 21/09/2011 09:23
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XXXXXX heathens!

 People like you two need to learn how to appreciate the finer things in life.

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suttonred Posted on 22/09/2011 07:46
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Did that one hit wonder group sing about ale,ale ale? No. It was lager lager lager. Case closed.

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Paolo69 Posted on 22/09/2011 09:16
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I can't compete with such a well reasoned argument so will have to admit defeat.

 I'm handing my Camra membership card back, ditching my copy of the ale guide and going back to getting full up on 2 pints of gassy, tasteless, mouthnumbing liquid. And yes i will enjoy it! I will!

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Leroy_ Posted on 25/09/2011 14:29
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To be fair, I thought the ales at Burtonfest were XXXXXX. I was already XXXXXXed by the time I arrived, mind.

 Swindonfest on 29th October will be better. Defo.

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TheRob Posted on 27/09/2011 14:58
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suttonred Posted on 28/09/2011 19:42
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Was that some of your mates that got a XXXXXX for pretending to drive that 1940's lorry Leroy?

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Riddel Posted on 30/09/2011 09:48
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Yes it was. Larey has a photo of himself on FACEBOOK in said lorry. Kids, eh.

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suttonred Posted on 03/10/2011 21:04
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The lady doing the XXXXXX looked to be advanced in years, and coincidence or not, leroy has been quiet recently[Tongue]

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Leroy_ Posted on 07/10/2011 09:03
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That woman actually wanted to suck my bellend. She didn't say it in those words but I could tell by her body language.

 XXXXXX off.

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« Reply #15443 on: Thursday, July 30, 2015, 21:39:31 »

Ahhhh the memories Sutton! We can relive it all again this year with another trip to Burton too. Woohoo!
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« Reply #15444 on: Thursday, July 30, 2015, 21:45:57 »

I left my car windows wide open at Burton away and nothing was stolen.
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« Reply #15445 on: Thursday, July 30, 2015, 21:46:39 »

I left my car windows wide open at Burton away and nothing was stolen.

Bet it stunk of Matmite for weeks though?!
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« Reply #15446 on: Thursday, July 30, 2015, 21:49:45 »

Is that how Leroy and riddle got in? They weren't clever enough to break glass that's for sure
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« Reply #15447 on: Thursday, July 30, 2015, 21:53:32 »

I'm starting to think that the London reds thing is some kind of cult/swingers club
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« Reply #15448 on: Thursday, July 30, 2015, 21:58:18 »

No no we're never that sober to consummate... Unless that's what you want to hear of course, then yes we are Wink
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« Reply #15449 on: Thursday, July 30, 2015, 22:26:27 »

Rumbled Sutton! Not sure Leroy and Riddler will be happy to be lumped in with your Cockney lot mind.
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