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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #12510 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2014, 17:20:13 »

But how big are they? Mega-gulp american sized? McDonalds large size? Can size? Takeaway coffee cup size? Water bottle size? The variations are ridiculous.
I can fit a normal 750ml bottle of wine easily into all of them Wink
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« Reply #12511 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2014, 18:18:04 »

I had to buy a Volvo OEM cup holder off Ebay for my S40. I was aghast when I realised I'd bought a car without one.
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« Reply #12512 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2014, 19:35:36 »

How are people supposed to make informed decisions about car purchasing when no review website tells you what the cupholders are like?

Fucking hell. All very well and good having a Ferrari but if I haven't got anywhere to put my coffee so it spills everywhere what fucking good is that?
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« Reply #12513 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2014, 20:54:45 »

Whinging Man u fans, on the phone in on 5 live.
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« Reply #12514 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2014, 21:21:30 »



Enough about the fucking cup-holders already. What's wrong with you lot? There's four Scotsman and a rabbit here. 
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« Reply #12515 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2014, 21:28:49 »

Enough about the fucking cup-holders already. What's wrong with you lot? There's four Scotsman and a rabbit here. 

CUP HOLDERS ARE IMPORTANT YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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« Reply #12516 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2014, 21:33:01 »

CUP HOLDERS ARE IMPORTANT YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD

Yeah, but a rabbit.

And four Scotsmen.
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« Reply #12517 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2014, 22:08:54 »

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/11136693.Drunken_thug_in_Morph_suit_terrorised_family/?ref=mr

Isn't a morph suit one of those suits people wear to sporting matches as fancy dress, rather than an actual (tony hart) Morph suit? The thought of an intruder coming into you're house dressed as Morph has tickled me somewhat, not sure why.
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« Reply #12518 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 00:50:51 »

Sat in a sales meeting in a swanky hotel in Ireland this week geting bored when my Sales manager during a presentaion of a new product launch says "more POS than you can shake a stick at", after a few seconds pause i couldn't help it. "Do you know Bob holt as well?" I have to say no-one laughed, well except me, but it did break up the monotany of the situation.
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« Reply #12519 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 05:56:09 »

Every time 'just hold on' by Drake comes on the radio it reminds me of the Starbucks Drake Hands guy, and I chuckle.
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« Reply #12520 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 09:59:54 »

Sat on my patio having my morning coffee in the sun.
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« Reply #12521 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 10:08:00 »

It's Friday and I am coming home.

Hey and it's fooooooooooooooootball tomorrow!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #12522 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 10:31:40 »

Guy in my team didn't make it in today, finally bothers to tell us at half 10 that he hurt his hand playing football last night and the reason it took him so long to tell us was that his hand is so sore it took him ages to write an email.

Such a shit excuse it actually made me laugh. I told him he might as well have just said he had the flu, as everyone else in our office has got it!
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« Reply #12523 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 16:33:57 »

http://www.nme.com/news/nme/76643
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« Reply #12524 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 16:57:14 »

There was a story yesterday about a woman who has 50 orgasms a day.

Loud bass music brings one on, as does just about anything it seems.

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