jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #11880 on: Sunday, January 12, 2014, 14:31:42 » |
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I farted on my wife in bed the other morning, she came to cuddle up to me and it was already brewing so had no choice but to let it rip in right on her lap.
She was not impressed but i faked a mighty snore to pretended i was still asleep. She bought it.
I do this to my mrs on a daily basis, but without the cover story. A cheeky smile goes a long way  |
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« Reply #11881 on: Sunday, January 12, 2014, 19:15:20 » |
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I do this to my mrs on a daily basis, but without the cover story. A cheeky smile goes a long way You dirty b@stard |
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #11883 on: Monday, January 13, 2014, 20:15:52 » |
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I broke up with my bird a short time back and decided to have a browse on a dating site. Earlier I recognised a bird that looked like someone from my old work place. So I checked to see if it was and on her profile, despite having long blonde hair (also clearly shown in the photos), has described her hair length as "shaven".  |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #11884 on: Monday, January 13, 2014, 20:20:49 » |
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I broke up with my bird a short time back and decided to have a browse on a dating site. Earlier I recognised a bird that looked like someone from my old work place. So I checked to see if it was and on her profile, despite having long blonde hair (also clearly shown in the photos), has described her hair length as "shaven". Shaven haven; presumably you'll be registering an interest. |
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« Reply #11885 on: Monday, January 13, 2014, 20:34:06 » |
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I won't, although I'm sure that "mistake" will get her plenty of extra attention when compared to the masses of profiles that are pretty much the same.
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« Reply #11886 on: Monday, January 13, 2014, 22:23:11 » |
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This video clip fascinates me. Even if you don't have the local interest (as I do) the old vs new editing is very impressive. It goes split screen from approx 1:45.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #11887 on: Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 18:41:31 » |
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14 days into 2014, I've just booked my second holiday of the year |
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« Reply #11888 on: Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 21:28:56 » |
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14 days into 2014, I've just booked my second holiday of the year Where are you going ? Both places? |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #11889 on: Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 21:36:56 » |
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Newquay in April then Spain in October.
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« Reply #11890 on: Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 21:39:06 » |
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Good stuff, enjoy
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« Reply #11891 on: Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 21:39:37 » |
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Newquay in April
Good time to go, it's hell on earth when the students decend in the summer |
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« Reply #11892 on: Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 21:41:09 » |
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finaly getting close to completing on the house sale. Only 2.5 weeks before baby is due.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #11893 on: Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 21:50:09 » |
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Good stuff, enjoy
Sure will. May try to get the bike down to Newquay, not sure I'll get away with taking it to Spain though. The Vuelta finishes two weeks before we arrive, so bad timing there but it was the old dear's choice. Good time to go, it's hell on earth when the students decend in the summer
We went out of season twice last year. Love the place when it's quiet. finaly getting close to completing on the house sale. Only 2.5 weeks before baby is due.
That's taken a while hasn't it? |
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« Reply #11894 on: Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 22:24:48 » |
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Sure will. May try to get the bike down to Newquay, not sure I'll get away with taking it to Spain though. The Vuelta finishes two weeks before we arrive, so bad timing there but it was the old dear's choice.
We went out of season twice last year. Love the place when it's quiet.
That's taken a while hasn't it?
Had buyers pull out on us. Sold the house 4 times in total, was really hoping to be in before Christmas. Been a right nightmare. |
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