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« Reply #11625 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 20:56:50 » |
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The wife going into labour and halal fan hour later my baby son had arrived
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« Reply #11626 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 21:31:38 » |
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The wife going into labour and halal fan hour later my baby son had arrived
Preditctive text? Otherwise that's a very strange mental picture |
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otanswell
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« Reply #11627 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 21:32:29 » |
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Yes predictive text soapy tit wank
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« Reply #11628 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 22:36:37 » |
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I imagine a halal fan could be quite handy in some situations.
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« Reply #11629 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 22:36:50 » |
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The wife going into labour and halal fan hour later my baby son had arrived
Fair play. I don't know what my wife was doing fucking around on all 3 of ours then. |
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« Reply #11630 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 22:38:33 » |
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My wife was kind enough to drag the second one out long enough so I could listen to us thrash Bournemouth (5-1 was it?) on the wireless, although by 5 o clock the next morning I was hoping it would come to an end asap.
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« Reply #11631 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 22:49:41 » |
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Her waters broke in the car so I've had to get the fucker valeted
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« Reply #11632 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 23:03:02 » |
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How fucking inconsiderate. Surely she could have held on for a bit longer?
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« Reply #11633 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 23:08:08 » |
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Your missus has given birth in the last 24 hrs and you've been out to get the car valeted?  |
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« Reply #11634 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 23:25:15 » |
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The two Sunderland fans in the crowd when spurs equalize at Sunderland. What's with all this pointing?  |
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« Reply #11635 on: Sunday, December 8, 2013, 13:32:34 » |
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Her waters broke in the car so I've had to get the fucker valeted
What about the car? |
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« Reply #11636 on: Sunday, December 8, 2013, 14:18:08 » |
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Tinpot slavetrader fan Tom Wills @Wills_93 14m
@Scotty_Murray tweeting from the bench Scotty! 3 points hopefully here Tis an FA cup game you fucknut |
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« Reply #11637 on: Monday, December 9, 2013, 10:59:15 » |
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Finding a PS4 in stock somewhere
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« Reply #11638 on: Monday, December 9, 2013, 14:05:47 » |
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« Reply #11639 on: Monday, December 9, 2013, 15:21:42 » |
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*insert own punch line about spirits* |
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