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« Reply #30135 on: Thursday, March 14, 2019, 17:30:55 »

Searching for symptoms online....

Has a cold 4 weeks ago and seemed to develop a whistle in my nose when breathing in. 3 weeks post cold and the whistle is still there.

Quick google and all of a sudden i'm being told that i might have a hole in my septum...

Now i all i can think of is looking like Daniella Westbrook

Ha, my future stepson, who is of the generation that live online, has spent pretty much the whole of this year battling various illnesses on and off depending on his mood.

No word of a lie, in the last perhaps 2 months, he's had a blocked artery (multiple times), high cholesterol, pneumonia, tonsillitis (this lasted about 24 hours and he's had it a few times along with tonsil stones), heart disease, diabeetus and various others I forget - I just glaze over. Obviously we tell him to grow a set (we've been to A&E twice, and the doctors at least twice, in the last month - with nothing wrong).

We said that he needs to stop diagnosing via Google, and he says he's good at it now as he's "learnt to avoid WebMD as that just tells me I've got cancer and I don't have that."
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« Reply #30136 on: Thursday, March 14, 2019, 17:34:57 »

Ha, my future stepson, who is of the generation that live online, has spent pretty much the whole of this year battling various illnesses on and off depending on his mood.

No word of a lie, in the last perhaps 2 months, he's had a blocked artery (multiple times), high cholesterol, pneumonia, tonsillitis (this lasted about 24 hours and he's had it a few times along with tonsil stones), heart disease, diabeetus and various others I forget - I just glaze over. Obviously we tell him to grow a set (we've been to A&E twice, and the doctors at least twice, in the last month - with nothing wrong).

We said that he needs to stop diagnosing via Google, and he says he's good at it now as he's "learnt to avoid WebMD as that just tells me I've got cancer and I don't have that."
Well at least there is a happy ending.
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« Reply #30137 on: Thursday, March 14, 2019, 17:35:33 »

I've been writing health-based articles for the last couple of years. "Top 10 bone cancer symptoms", "Top 10 rare diseases" and so on.

I've had fucking everything wrong with me since I started that job.
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« Reply #30138 on: Thursday, March 14, 2019, 17:36:42 »

Well at least there is a happy ending.
I am guessing that him being a teenager that hes had a lot of "happy endings" into his old socks Wink
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« Reply #30139 on: Thursday, March 14, 2019, 17:40:30 »

I am guessing that him being a teenager that hes had a lot of "happy endings" into his old socks Wink
Love it !.
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« Reply #30140 on: Sunday, March 17, 2019, 16:41:53 »

The BBC wankfest about the "famous Den and it's special atmosphere"  Yawn
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« Reply #30141 on: Sunday, March 17, 2019, 19:30:11 »

The BBC wankfest about the "famous Den and it's special atmosphere"  Yawn

That "Special atmosphere" you only get from 8 year olds making throat slitting gestures at opposing fans and away fans having to be marched into the ground via a special tunnel to stop the local mutants slicing someone's face open. It's like the Last night of the Proms, it really is.
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« Reply #30142 on: Sunday, March 17, 2019, 21:00:04 »

You're thinking of the new den with the special entrance aren't you Paul?
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« Reply #30143 on: Sunday, March 17, 2019, 21:15:59 »

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I've been writing health-based articles for the last couple of years. "Top 10 bone cancer symptoms", "Top 10 rare diseases" and so on.

I've had fucking everything wrong with me since I started that job.

I'll keep my fingers crossed your next assignment is top 10 positions to shag Rachel Riley in.
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« Reply #30144 on: Sunday, March 17, 2019, 22:08:55 »

I'll keep my fingers crossed your next assignment is top 10 positions to shag Rachel Riley in.

I could write an epic on that topic.
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« Reply #30145 on: Monday, March 18, 2019, 10:30:44 »

I dislike personal number plates at the best of times but when they are placed on a shit car its just 100x worse.

Not sure if they are on this forum but they certainly do have affiliation with STFC and no, its not Sippo.

Sorry, but it looks terrible.
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« Reply #30146 on: Monday, March 18, 2019, 10:59:05 »

Mine went over two years ago.
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« Reply #30147 on: Monday, March 18, 2019, 11:01:13 »

Mine went over two years ago.
Still got a shit car though? Smiley
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« Reply #30148 on: Monday, March 18, 2019, 11:06:25 »

A family estate...
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« Reply #30149 on: Tuesday, March 19, 2019, 14:33:03 »

People who don't put the little divide on the till belt after their shopping. Bollocks to em, I just shove my shopping on the end of theirs.  Smiley
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