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« Reply #29145 on: Friday, October 19, 2018, 07:23:41 »

I can understand equality etc but de-gendering all and sundry seems extreme. Is a manhole going to be called a person hole?

Inspection chamber apparently
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« Reply #29146 on: Friday, October 19, 2018, 07:31:31 »

Inspection chamber apparently

That can cover so many things  Smiley
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« Reply #29147 on: Friday, October 19, 2018, 09:27:39 »

i now pronounce you...person and person
you may kiss the person
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a person's person
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you dirty old person!
it's raining persons alleleuia, stand by your person, when a person loves a person
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« Reply #29148 on: Friday, October 19, 2018, 09:28:37 »

“Household enquiry form” and registering for your “right to vote.”

I don’t understand why it’s so misleading, it almost implied it’s voluntary in the way it’s worded, it says things like, “don’t lose your right to vote.”

The trouble is I don’t vote and have no intention of doing so, so it implies I don’t need to worry.

Surely if it was made clearer that it has almost nothing to do with voting, that it’s compulsory and that they need to know who lives where, our councils wouldn’t spend a fortune (I’m guessing) chasing people who don’t want to vote and throw it in the bin.
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« Reply #29149 on: Friday, October 19, 2018, 21:31:21 »

I keep on catching myself talking to myself in the voice of Karl Pilkington... and agreeing with myself.
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« Reply #29150 on: Friday, October 19, 2018, 23:00:25 »

I keep on catching myself talking to myself in the voice of Karl Pilkington... and agreeing with myself.

Is the dog pissed yet?
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« Reply #29151 on: Friday, October 19, 2018, 23:26:20 »

Always enjoyed a bit of  Marilyn Person. Always loved the cover of "Your own - Mansonal, Jesus..."

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« Reply #29152 on: Saturday, October 20, 2018, 09:43:14 »

Harry Redknapp going on some reality television show; has he spent all his bung money already?
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« Reply #29153 on: Saturday, October 20, 2018, 11:49:17 »

Sometimes you can feel sympathy for people falling foul of local customs whilst on holiday. But this twat deserves what’s coming

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-45914971
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« Reply #29154 on: Saturday, October 20, 2018, 11:59:51 »

Some classic Thai pointing going on there. When people get caught doing something wrong in Thailand, the police take them back to the scene and make them point at what they did, or have other people pointing at them. It's hilarious at times. http://www.thaispointingatthings.com/

Oh, and what a cunt.
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« Reply #29155 on: Saturday, October 20, 2018, 12:03:40 »

Top pointing.

oh and yeah, fucking idiot. 10 years would be a bit extreme mind.
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« Reply #29156 on: Monday, October 22, 2018, 17:23:32 »

Anybody uttering the phrase ‘man cave’ should be strung up.
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« Reply #29157 on: Monday, October 22, 2018, 17:53:39 »

Anybody uttering the phrase ‘man cave’ should be strung up.

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Along with holibobs and referring to your family (non-Scottish) as the 'something' clan.
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« Reply #29158 on: Monday, October 22, 2018, 18:04:38 »

Anybody uttering the phrase ‘man cave’ should be strung up.

In a person cave?......
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« Reply #29159 on: Monday, October 22, 2018, 21:40:57 »

Anybody uttering the phrase ‘man cave’ should be strung up.

Bat Cave?
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