Pages: 1 ... 1936 1937 1938 [1939] 1940 1941 1942 ... 1966   Go Down
Print
Author Topic: Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you  (Read 2438301 times)
Matchworn Shirts
For Sale


+9/-17
Offline Offline

Posts: 5968




Ignore
« Reply #29070 on: Saturday, October 6, 2018, 10:25:50 »

WTF

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1027607/Premier-League-West-Ham-Brighton-DILDO
Logged

I come from a land down-under
Quagmire


+14/-14
Online Online

Posts: 1178





Ignore
« Reply #29071 on: Saturday, October 6, 2018, 10:40:22 »

Thatíll be the West Ham fans protesting about the owners. David Sullivan owns Ann Summers and David Gold has been part of the porn industry.
« Last Edit: Saturday, October 6, 2018, 10:42:33 by Quagmire » Logged
Leggett
Do you like popsicles?


+11/-6
Offline Offline

Posts: 6844


Fully licenced prostitute murderer




Ignore
« Reply #29072 on: Sunday, October 7, 2018, 17:01:48 »

I don't like courgettes. Anything you cook with courgettes ends up tasting like courgettes. My other half's dad used to put slices of the stuff in his lasagna, and say I could pick them out. Still tasted of courgettes. So, last week she makes a vegetable lasagna that uses tortillas instead of pasta sheets, and replaced courgettes with aubergine, and it was delicious. This week she makes it with courgettes, and it's fucking foul. She's mad at me because I don't like it. I don't understand the surprise, I hate the fucking things.
Logged

Mother Brown


+8/-20
Offline Offline

Posts: 1026




Ignore
« Reply #29073 on: Sunday, October 7, 2018, 17:23:03 »

Security operatives at certain town centre pubs.
Logged
Legends-Lounge


+39/-203
Offline Offline

Posts: 1140

Non PC straight talking tory Brexit voter on this




Ignore
« Reply #29074 on: Sunday, October 7, 2018, 19:03:03 »

My eldest DNA ran the scum half marathon today. At the six mile stretch a woman in front of him threw a water bottle on the floor and it landed right under his foot as it made contact with the ground and he tweeked his knee putting him off his stride. He said it was painful but ran through it. He then had to take a piss at the eight mile marker and his knee seized up temporarily, which he again managed to shake off but this put his time back and I bet good money heíll suffer like fuck tomorrow.
Logged
horlock07


+31281/-27186
Offline Offline

Posts: 8485


Lives up north




Ignore
« Reply #29075 on: Monday, October 8, 2018, 08:53:45 »

Thatíll be the West Ham fans protesting about the owners. David Sullivan owns Ann Summers and David Gold has been part of the porn industry.

Hence why the President of a Sporting Lisbon on being pissed about by West Ham in transfer dealings referred to them in the press as being the Dildo Brothers'.... https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/sporting-president-labels-west-ham-owners-the-dildo-brothers-as-war-of-words-over-william-carvalho-a3628721.html
Logged
horlock07


+31281/-27186
Offline Offline

Posts: 8485


Lives up north




Ignore
« Reply #29076 on: Monday, October 8, 2018, 09:24:04 »

Never knew dog ownership was compulsory....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45758720
Logged
DV Canio
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock


+8/-87
Offline Offline

Posts: 25376


Joseph McLaughlin




Ignore
« Reply #29077 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2018, 15:44:49 »

Never previous had an issue with our local surgery (Eldene) but a few weeks back they binned off all the receptionists that worked there & localised all the calls to Moredon Surgery.

So, no longer can we....pop into the surgery to make appointments or to get a Doctor to call us...or call and be on hold for all of 5 minuets.

My wife rang and started out at 58 in the queue...in the late 20s now 40 minutes later.
How is this an improvement or even acceptable.

In fairness we arenít regular users of the surgery...but...wife is still having issues post birth so genuinely needs to be seen by a Dr; probably not urgently but sooner rather than later...
Logged
Batch
Thingie


+124/-50
Online Online

Posts: 38404





Ignore
« Reply #29078 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2018, 16:06:24 »

I've seen people on the FB group talk about this, and it was in the in the Adver too.
Tomlinson and the local councilor are on the case.

Its absolutely scandalous they way they've cocked this up. You can't even go in to book  - and the ringback often takes hours. And you may get send god knows where (to any surgery in the group).

Logged
DV Canio
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock


+8/-87
Offline Offline

Posts: 25376


Joseph McLaughlin




Ignore
« Reply #29079 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2018, 16:08:44 »

The press 0 for a call back when youíre at the front of the queue is a fucking con, too

They do not call back.
Logged
DV Canio
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock


+8/-87
Offline Offline

Posts: 25376


Joseph McLaughlin




Ignore
« Reply #29080 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2018, 16:14:58 »

Plus the hold music is irritating as fuck.

I could have piggy backed the Mrs. to the surgery & back by now.
Logged
Leggett
Do you like popsicles?


+11/-6
Offline Offline

Posts: 6844


Fully licenced prostitute murderer




Ignore
« Reply #29081 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2018, 18:10:42 »

Plus the hold music is irritating as fuck.

I could have piggy backed the Mrs. to the surgery & back by now.

Not fair for you to make her carry you all that way when she's poorly anyway, bud...

Hope it gets sorted ASAP, post-birth gubbins is never much fun to deal with.
Logged

4D


+91/-85
Offline Offline

Posts: 11969


I am real




Ignore
« Reply #29082 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2018, 19:37:29 »

I popped into the supermarket before work this morning and bought some bits for lunch. Didn't think I'd need a bag. Halfway back to the car I dropped the butter on the car park floor. It dented the corner and split the wrapping. Bollocks, gonna have to slice that corner off and bin it. Got to the car and went to put my small baguette into my rucksack, unfortunately I was holding the baguette bag upside down and a shit load of crumbs and crust bits went all over the front seat. Swearing began.
Logged
DV Canio
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock


+8/-87
Offline Offline

Posts: 25376


Joseph McLaughlin




Ignore
« Reply #29083 on: Wednesday, October 10, 2018, 10:19:49 »

Not fair for you to make her carry you all that way when she's poorly anyway, bud...

Hope it gets sorted ASAP, post-birth gubbins is never much fun to deal with.

Not much fun at all.

Sepsis and losing 2 litres of blood wasnít a great start.

Infection x2 and a wound that hasnít healed in 6 weeks, not ideal.

Got an appointment for 10:30am today at Moredon Sunday surgery. Still waiting, now I get Doctors will deal with some serious heavy stuff that will take longer than the allotted time. Understandable they donít run like clockwork, not an issue.

Running 50+ Minutes late at 10:30 in the morning though?? Bit much.

Good fucking job, I work nights and am still off work. Imagine all this holding the line & pissing about waiting whilst being in sole care of a 6 week old too.
Logged
Matchworn Shirts
For Sale


+9/-17
Offline Offline

Posts: 5968




Ignore
« Reply #29084 on: Wednesday, October 10, 2018, 10:25:33 »

People who end sentences in emails with .....
Logged

I come from a land down-under
Pages: 1 ... 1936 1937 1938 [1939] 1940 1941 1942 ... 1966   Go Up
Print
Jump to: