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« Reply #28065 on: Monday, May 14, 2018, 21:44:16 »

The cretinous cunt driving a white Aldi in Taw Hill today. I was driving past some parked cars on one of the narrow roads and with her doing the same she didn't have the sense to stop when there would have been a good space for me to pull into on my left a little further up the road where she was passing.

Instead she continued to drive until our cars were practically nose to nose, waited for me to reverse back to the next nearest space which was further back than the one forward and followed me nose to nose in the process, barely waiting for me to complete the manoeuvre.

Trivial, yet annoying. If only I had a dash cam like Sippo I'd post a video of the silly blonde twat.

Were you off to do your shopping at Audi?
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« Reply #28066 on: Monday, May 14, 2018, 22:21:52 »

I wouldn't have reversed  Smiley
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« Reply #28067 on: Tuesday, May 15, 2018, 12:13:25 »

Were you off to do your shopping at Audi?

Yeah, auto correct isn't my friend recently.
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« Reply #28068 on: Tuesday, May 15, 2018, 13:25:05 »

The cretinous cunt driving a white Aldi in Taw Hill today. I was driving past some parked cars on one of the narrow roads and with her doing the same she didn't have the sense to stop when there would have been a good space for me to pull into on my left a little further up the road where she was passing.

Instead she continued to drive until our cars were practically nose to nose, waited for me to reverse back to the next nearest space which was further back than the one forward and followed me nose to nose in the process, barely waiting for me to complete the manoeuvre.

Trivial, yet annoying. If only I had a dash cam like Sippo I'd post a video of the silly blonde twat.

You could try showing a Lidl more patience.
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« Reply #28069 on: Tuesday, May 15, 2018, 13:39:48 »

You could try showing a Lidl more patience.

There surely has to be Morrisons she did what she did?
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« Reply #28070 on: Tuesday, May 15, 2018, 14:15:37 »

Suppose Si took the Safeway and backed up. Very cooperative. You need a carrefour getting from A to B and not as a Gateway to confrontation.
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« Reply #28071 on: Tuesday, May 15, 2018, 15:29:21 »

Somebody always Asda spoil a thread with puns, don't they.
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« Reply #28072 on: Tuesday, May 15, 2018, 15:37:50 »

Somebody always Asda spoil a thread with puns, don't they.

I'm sure if there'd been another Gateway she'd have taken that. My opinion is he should've Costcutter up...
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« Reply #28073 on: Tuesday, May 15, 2018, 16:44:58 »

Perhaps she had been on the Booths? (northern Waitrose!)
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« Reply #28074 on: Tuesday, May 15, 2018, 17:19:10 »

Perhaps she had been on the Booths? (northern Waitrose!)

I think she must've popped in to Cellar 5...
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« Reply #28075 on: Tuesday, May 15, 2018, 19:01:30 »

Well I'm not Budgen.
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« Reply #28076 on: Tuesday, May 15, 2018, 19:54:50 »

According to Sky Sports website Jack Wilshire and Joe Hart not in England squad. I am not surprised by Hart considering the season he has had but rumoured that Fabian Delph is Wilshires replacement which is beyond me.
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« Reply #28077 on: Tuesday, May 15, 2018, 20:15:57 »

Delph can also play left back and has been in a squad of winners.

Wilshire on the other hand, hasn’t.
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« Reply #28078 on: Tuesday, May 15, 2018, 20:32:45 »

Well I'm not Budgen.

If you don't move, I'll have to give the Jacksons a Bell.


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« Reply #28079 on: Tuesday, May 15, 2018, 21:28:39 »

Before we all get into a Sparring match we could all agree that not everybody can be a Happy Shopper
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