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pauld
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« Reply #26370 on: Saturday, August 19, 2017, 20:44:08 »

Don't do it, Batch. Paul doesn't keep his end of the bargain.
There was no offer of reciprocality in my suggestion, purely trying to help the man repair his damaged sack. Have you tried vacuum-packing it Batch?
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #26371 on: Sunday, August 20, 2017, 08:46:44 »

Rice didn't work? Well I never.
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« Reply #26372 on: Sunday, August 20, 2017, 09:05:42 »

In the name of science, we need some control subjects. Batch needs to go and and spunk a load of cash on phones, get them wet, and try various different methods of drying them out.
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Batch
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« Reply #26373 on: Sunday, August 20, 2017, 11:06:20 »

Rice didn't work? Well I never.

I don't think 48 hours in the Sahara is bringing this one back.
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Batch
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« Reply #26374 on: Sunday, August 20, 2017, 11:10:38 »

In the name of science, we need some control subjects. Batch needs to go and and spunk a load of cash on phones, get them wet, and try various different methods of drying them out.

Er, I'm sort of doing that. After joking about spyware on the phone I've ordered it seems it really is a massive problem with this manufacturer's ROM, and its too new for XDA developers/other custom ROMs..

Today's prediction:
 - Get phone
 - Run virus scan (malware detected)
 - Repack and return to amazon (thankfully its "fulfilled by" so should be OK to do this)
 - Go for the technicallly inferior but virus free WileyFox to tide me over.
 
FU china. FU Three for discontinuing the P2.
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« Reply #26375 on: Sunday, August 20, 2017, 21:12:50 »

There was no offer of reciprocality in my suggestion, purely trying to help the man repair his damaged sack. Have you tried vacuum-packing it Batch?

Are you talking about the phone here or the chafed body parts? 🤔
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pauld
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« Reply #26376 on: Monday, August 21, 2017, 08:38:47 »

Are you talking about the phone here or the chafed body parts? 🤔
The nadgers obviously, jayo's helping him with the phone advice Smiley
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4D
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« Reply #26377 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2017, 20:17:02 »

German rap music  Sad
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« Reply #26378 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2017, 20:37:27 »

Being stuck in a Travelodge in Kew Bridge, fucking bored doesn't even come close, there is not even a trouser press to take apart!
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« Reply #26379 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2017, 20:47:12 »

Go to the river and find a pub?
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« Reply #26380 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2017, 22:05:07 »

Being stuck in a Travelodge in Kew Bridge, fucking bored doesn't even come close, there is not even a trouser press to take apart!
We could have gone for a beer!
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donkey
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« Reply #26381 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2017, 22:17:16 »

Being stuck in a Travelodge in Kew Bridge, fucking bored doesn't even come close, there is not even a trouser press to take apart!

Drive to Dundee in your bare feet?
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I headed the ball.

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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #26382 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2017, 23:26:26 »

Being stuck in a Travelodge in Kew Bridge, fucking bored doesn't even come close, there is not even a trouser press to take apart!

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« Reply #26383 on: Thursday, August 24, 2017, 07:49:36 »

That 'despacito' song. I couldn't give a flying fuck how they do it down in Puerto Rica
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« Reply #26384 on: Thursday, August 24, 2017, 08:55:56 »

That 'despacito' song. I couldn't give a flying fuck how they do it down in Puerto Rica

Everyone loves a bit of Biebs
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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