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And the thickest cunt of the day award goes to a cyclist 20 minutes ago. At the lights turning left from beechcroft to the garden centre, I go to turn left to see a fucking cyclist doing at least 20 undercut me to go straight on. Had to swerve the car right over to avoid the stupid cunt. Maybe Darwin was wrong.
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« Reply #26221 on: Tuesday, July 18, 2017, 17:53:47 » |
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Still, I will never understand how people get kicks from chucking corrosive substances into random people's faces.
On the basis of what I've read, they are typically revenge attacks targeting specific individuals carried out on someone else's behalf. Other attacks have been racially motivated. Along with moped/bike attacks it's a bit worrying. I know of two people who have been attacked by people on mopeds in the city, both in broad daylight. |
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« Reply #26222 on: Tuesday, July 18, 2017, 21:14:34 » |
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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« Reply #26223 on: Tuesday, July 18, 2017, 21:48:46 » |
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My girlfriend Vanessa loves the UK as well. We had four days’ holiday recently and she said ‘let’s go to Swansea’. She sai.. I don.. What? I dunno though, DF looks like a Sabbath guy to me. Definitely prefers the Stones to the Beatles. |
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If Don Rogers were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave
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« Reply #26224 on: Tuesday, July 18, 2017, 22:14:10 » |
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Enjoys jazz, real ale and lived in Norway for a bit. We're basically the same person! |
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #26225 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2017, 04:44:34 » |
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A bacon and egg roll and a cappuccino costing the best part of an Ayrton Senna at London City Airport.
Scandalous prices.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #26226 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2017, 12:26:40 » |
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Using the phone whilst driving. If you're going to do it, do it properly.
Do you think no one can see you if you have the person on loudspeaker and hold the phone a couple of inches from your mouth?
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« Reply #26227 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2017, 14:31:51 » |
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Cunts with umbrellas.
Umbrellas should be restricted to use by people with a certain level of intelligence and awareness only. Not smart enough? Tough shit, you can get wet.
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« Reply #26228 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2017, 15:35:04 » |
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What about the cunts who use umbrellas when it's sunny?
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #26229 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2017, 15:41:43 » |
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What about the cunts who use umbrellas when it's sunny?
It's probably a good way of defining class... can you tell a parasol from an umbrella  |
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« Reply #26230 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2017, 15:45:57 » |
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It's probably a good way of defining class... can you tell a parasol from an umbrella A couple of parasols will quell a headache, whilst an umbrella will not |
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« Reply #26231 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2017, 16:39:49 » |
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What about the cunts who use umbrellas when it's sunny?
I kept telling my boys this when we used their buggy umbrella last summer.... |
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« Reply #26232 on: Thursday, July 20, 2017, 13:03:09 » |
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Didn't BO have a recent grumble about people with umbrellas?
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« Reply #26233 on: Thursday, July 20, 2017, 16:54:59 » |
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Didn't BO have a recent grumble about people with umbrellas?
Umbrellas should be banned. |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #26234 on: Monday, July 24, 2017, 17:25:36 » |
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I'm a bit hungover, a little bit ill, I stood in dog shit, and I spilt scolding hot coffee on my nuts.
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