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« Reply #25260 on: Friday, January 13, 2017, 10:32:01 » |
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They are all fucking crazy asleep or awake after a few years. Every woman should come with a time machine, so you can see 10 years into the future on a first date. What you sign up for is rarely what you get in reality  |
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« Reply #25261 on: Friday, January 13, 2017, 10:59:40 » |
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No time machine necessary, Sutton.
Just look at their mother to see what you are going to get.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #25262 on: Friday, January 13, 2017, 11:09:01 » |
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« Reply #25263 on: Friday, January 13, 2017, 13:24:58 » |
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My missus talks to me in her sleep.
Once I got angrily woken up by her because i'd gone shopping with one of her friends in her dream.
Recently I made a comment that I often wake up at 4.00-4.30 and can never get back to sleep, so a couple of nights ago, around 1am, she nudges me and says "How are you getting on?"
I'm all confused as to having been woken up and reply with "Eh?"
She says "How are you getting on with sleeping tonight?"
"I was fine until you fucking woke me up to ask me how I was sleeping"
She doesn't remember any of it happening.
a recent one from my wife. Her: Eughhh Me: What? Her: You've got this big arse thing on you Me: Eh? Her: Don't worry, im dreaming. Me: Oh, I still don't know what the big arse thing was that i has on me. |
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« Reply #25264 on: Friday, January 13, 2017, 14:39:38 » |
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Actually having to explain to somebody that 2 lots of 4 does not equal 10.
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« Reply #25265 on: Friday, January 13, 2017, 21:46:18 » |
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Actually having to explain to somebody that 2 lots of 4 does not equal 10.
Perhaps they learnt Octal. It is a funny part of the world after all Flash |
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« Reply #25266 on: Monday, January 16, 2017, 12:14:52 » |
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that moment when you're wiping your arse and your finger pushes through the paper.
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« Reply #25267 on: Monday, January 16, 2017, 16:59:09 » |
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Perhaps they learnt Octal. It is a funny part of the world after all Flash
octal 122125114105041041041 , fuck hex |
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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey
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« Reply #25268 on: Monday, January 16, 2017, 17:09:25 » |
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that moment when you're wiping your arse and your finger pushes through the paper.
On a related theme, remember that Swindon fella who got sacked for unhygienic practices because his 'culture' was to wipe his arse with his hand. He's now got a job delivering Dominos. Yuk |
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« Reply #25269 on: Monday, January 16, 2017, 17:17:35 » |
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the mind numbing process of dealing with government agencies for benefits, 60 minutes on the phone today, i was asked to repeat my address and date of birth 4 times in the same call with the same person at different points - surely the IT system isnt that gash?! even the women on the phone sounded fucked off doing it!
i think they are just trying to tire me out so i hang up the phone... or fall asleep
on the flip side i never want to go through it again as its so tedious i am unlikely to try for fraud
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #25270 on: Monday, January 16, 2017, 17:39:12 » |
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government... IT...
it probably is that gash
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« Reply #25272 on: Monday, January 16, 2017, 21:13:16 » |
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djungelvrål. horrible horrible Swedish salty licorice
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« Reply #25273 on: Monday, January 16, 2017, 21:37:36 » |
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djungelvrål. horrible horrible Swedish salty licorice
Popular in Norway as well, fucking foul. |
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« Reply #25274 on: Monday, January 16, 2017, 23:11:35 » |
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They are all fucking crazy asleep or awake after a few years. Every woman should come with a time machine, so you can see 10 years into the future on a first date. What you sign up for is rarely what you get in reality I wonder what she'd say about you! Sign her up. |
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If Don Rogers were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave
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