Bob's Orange
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« Reply #18570 on: Tuesday, January 27, 2015, 21:15:01 » |
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Someone put a parking ticket on a wheels bin for a laugh last week, perhaps it was the same person.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Christy
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« Reply #18571 on: Tuesday, January 27, 2015, 22:33:44 » |
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Not sure whether this should go in here or the other one but I came out of my house this morning to go to a dentist appointment and found that I'd got a parking ticket. Not wildly unusual, except it was PARKED IN MY OWN DRIVE!!! That's right, I'll repeat that for those doing a double take, I've been given a parking ticket for:
"Parking in a restricted area during prescribed hours"
when I was parked in my own drive. Of my house. Where I live. Which I own.
Thought I'd seen everything with Jobsworth idiots, but fuck me, that really does scale impressive new heights.
Can you post this again every day please...just at random places in some tedious thread or other. I will promise to guffaw, smile and chortle at every reading. |
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shaddap your face
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« Reply #18572 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 00:34:45 » |
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ha ha - got you !!!!
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« Reply #18573 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 09:39:48 » |
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Been feeling rought with a touch of the flu and somehow though it would be a good idea to take lemsip with cafeine in it before bed and some more in the night. I've literaly had 2 hours kip and had to drive to london this morning. :-(
To top it off, i also had shall we say a dodgy stomach over night too so decided to stop at the garage for some imodium...6 fucking quid for 6 tablets.
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #18574 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 15:25:22 » |
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After getting repeated emails about PPI (I've never had a policy with PPI and its no big deal to delete the mails) I had a call today about PPI. It came from number 0161 861 4000 so if you get a call from this number, my advice would be to not answer it.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #18575 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 15:48:38 » |
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Tesco closing its Devizes branch....I only don't understand because most of the other closures seem like an A-Z of shithole places....surely not the Vize?
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« Reply #18576 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 16:47:56 » |
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Tesco's suck
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« Reply #18577 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 17:58:25 » |
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After getting repeated emails about PPI (I've never had a policy with PPI and its no big deal to delete the mails) I had a call today about PPI. It came from number 0161 861 4000 so if you get a call from this number, my advice would be to not answer it.
I get that number as well. Just ignore it also. |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #18578 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 17:59:27 » |
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After getting repeated emails about PPI (I've never had a policy with PPI and its no big deal to delete the mails) I had a call today about PPI. It came from number 0161 861 4000 so if you get a call from this number, my advice would be to not answer it.
My wife gets that same number at least 5 times a day but she has never had a policy with PPI either. |
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Only a fool does not know when to hold his tongue.
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Ironside
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« Reply #18579 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 19:35:51 » |
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My wife gets that same number at least 5 times a day but she has never had a policy with PPI either.
My phone has 'block this number' option. I had it once, never heard from them against once employed. Mine tells them that they don't have permission to call this number. Also works for ex-girlfriends/employers/drinking buddies/people you think are complete cunts. |
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Genius, Gentleman Explorer, French Cabaret Chantoose and Small Bets Placed and someone who knows who they are changed my signature but its only know that I can be arsed to change it....and I mean all the spelling mistakes.
Was it me? It can't have been an interesting enough event for me to remember - fB.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #18580 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 19:39:41 » |
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I've been bcc'd on what appears to be a mass email from some dick at M&C Saatchi titled **JIM WHITE AND NATALIE SAWYER CALL TO MAKE DEADLINE DAY A NATIONAL HOLIDAY**.
1) Send a blanket spam email from a corporate account is a pretty dick move
2) I do not know where the hell someone at M&C Saatchi got my email from
3) It's a stupid fucking publicity stunt
4) Jim White, M&C Saatchi and the account manager that emailed me can go fuck themselves
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« Reply #18581 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 19:42:53 » |
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why don't you tell him?
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« Reply #18582 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 19:44:15 » |
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I've been bcc'd on what appears to be a mass email from some dick at M&C Saatchi titled **JIM WHITE AND NATALIE SAWYER CALL TO MAKE DEADLINE DAY A NATIONAL HOLIDAY**.
1) Send a blanket spam email from a corporate account is a pretty dick move
2) I do not know where the hell someone at M&C Saatchi got my email from
3) It's a stupid fucking publicity stunt
4) Jim White, M&C Saatchi and the account manager that emailed me can go fuck themselves
On the bright side, we'd all have the day off to be able to go and stick sex toys in Sky presenters' ears. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #18583 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 19:50:12 » |
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On the bright side, we'd all have the day off to be able to go and stick sex toys in Sky presenters' ears.
You know, I was composing a reply and mention of the waving of sex toys did cross my mind. I could have some fun with his email address and mobile number that he left on the signature, but that would be a pretty dick move on my part. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #18584 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 19:58:05 » |
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Pretty easy to find his Twitter and Instagram too. He's a bit of a meathead, but his missus looks pretty fit.
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