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« Reply #17880 on: Thursday, October 23, 2014, 09:15:32 »

The pregnant women on the bus who thinks her life is so important that she needs to tell everyone of her plans for her weekend away.  I don't want to hear .about your baby shower weekend in devon and girlfriend rows

The very reason earphones and some music are vital on public transport.

Why can't people have conversations without using the phrases 'and then I was like.............', 'and he was like' etc to start their sentence (usually women to be fair). Where did this nonsense come from?
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« Reply #17881 on: Thursday, October 23, 2014, 09:24:37 »

The very reason earphones and some music are vital on public transport.

Why can't people have conversations without using the phrases 'and then I was like.............', 'and he was like' etc to start their sentence (usually women to be fair). Where did this nonsense come from?

Americans!

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« Reply #17882 on: Thursday, October 23, 2014, 12:54:06 »

I hereby do solemnly swear that if Swindon Town FC manage to get promoted this season, 2014/2015, that I shall have a Hitler-esque moustache tattooed between my nose and my upper lip.

Or failing that, a horse brass attached to my penis

I know it's early days, but you must be a bit more nervous than at the start of the season?
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« Reply #17883 on: Thursday, October 23, 2014, 12:55:50 »

Can we have a poll for what Audrey should have done?  Grin
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« Reply #17884 on: Thursday, October 23, 2014, 16:31:14 »

Hitler tache.
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« Reply #17885 on: Thursday, October 23, 2014, 17:32:45 »

Bollocks - I'd forgotten all about that.

You would have thought I'd have learnt  my lesson from the last time I made a public (and rash) bit of forum bravado.

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« Reply #17886 on: Friday, October 24, 2014, 08:16:40 »

I'm not anti-EU by any stretch of the imagination, but at a time when we're being told British wages are falling every year in real terms and we're struggling to fund the NHS, this is complete bollocks.

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-29751124

Especially if we're just going to give €1 billion of it France.
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« Reply #17887 on: Friday, October 24, 2014, 08:18:44 »

Can someone please explain the advantages of being in the EU? 
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« Reply #17888 on: Friday, October 24, 2014, 08:31:57 »

Now don't start that again.
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« Reply #17889 on: Friday, October 24, 2014, 08:41:26 »

Good timing that, it's almost like someone in Brussels wants UKIP to win in Rochester.
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« Reply #17890 on: Friday, October 24, 2014, 08:45:25 »

Can someone please explain the advantages of being in the EU? 

It's really quite simple.  We're one big family of nations.  When other countries in the family are struggling economically, we bail them out.  In return, when we are struggling economically, they...............oh, hang on!      Hmmm
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Flashheart

« Reply #17891 on: Saturday, October 25, 2014, 07:33:02 »

Bursting a pipe in the fridge when trying to chisel away excess ice.

RIP fridge.
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« Reply #17892 on: Saturday, October 25, 2014, 07:38:29 »

Bursting a pipe in the fridge when trying to chisel away excess ice.

RIP fridge.

If we win today, you have to break your fridge every week, you do realise that don't you?
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Flashheart

« Reply #17893 on: Saturday, October 25, 2014, 07:39:40 »

Poor fridges. Maybe I can just keep the old one and stab it on a matchday.
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« Reply #17894 on: Saturday, October 25, 2014, 07:46:44 »

Poor fridges. Maybe I can just keep the old one and stab it on a matchday.

Never mind the f-ing fridge!  Just make sure that Mrs Flashheart has got the stew on the go!   Eat
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