Leggett
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« Reply #17160 on: Wednesday, July 30, 2014, 07:39:30 » |
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 Why do only fucking fat people sit next to me on the bus! Now I've got an image of two fatties rutting on a bus... |
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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Leggett
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« Reply #17161 on: Wednesday, July 30, 2014, 07:47:13 » |
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There's a guy at work, he's just come back from 4 weeks off work after walking into a wing mirror of a (stationary) 7.5tn lorry. He worked for 4 days after he did it, then went sick. Apparently it was 'delayed concussion', he turned up to work wearing a cap 'because it keeps pressure on his head' and asked us to keep he noise down when we were working. HE WALKED INTO A FUCKING WING MIRROR, HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT GIVE YOU CONCUSSION?!? HOW THE FLYING FUCK DO YOU WALK INTO A WING MIRROR IN THE FIRST PLACE?!? A few years back he walked into a Tesco sign and was off sick for 2 weeks. He's in his late 30s and saw his first set of boobs when someone bought him a lap dance on a works night out.
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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We fucking love you Gumbo!
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« Reply #17162 on: Wednesday, July 30, 2014, 07:54:43 » |
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There's a guy at work, he's just come back from 4 weeks off work after walking into a wing mirror of a (stationary) 7.5tn lorry. He worked for 4 days after he did it, then went sick. Apparently it was 'delayed concussion', he turned up to work wearing a cap 'because it keeps pressure on his head' and asked us to keep he noise down when we were working. HE WALKED INTO A FUCKING WING MIRROR, HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT GIVE YOU CONCUSSION?!? HOW THE FLYING FUCK DO YOU WALK INTO A WING MIRROR IN THE FIRST PLACE?!? A few years back he walked into a Tesco sign and was off sick for 2 weeks. He's in his late 30s and saw his first set of boobs when someone bought him a lap dance on a works night out.
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Red Frog
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« Reply #17163 on: Wednesday, July 30, 2014, 08:06:08 » |
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Get your head out of the Daily Mail and learn what a troll is you bellend.
What's wrong with the term? Sounds like it was made for you. troll: One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument But I expect you'll know better. |
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #17164 on: Wednesday, July 30, 2014, 11:32:25 » |
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Sunburn. Took a job at short notice on Monday, only to find I was outdoors for 8 hours with no protection. Luckily it's only neck and arms.
I don't think I'd mind as much if I could sleep comfortably.
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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« Reply #17165 on: Wednesday, July 30, 2014, 19:13:05 » |
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Champagne.
I got given 3 bottles of the stuff and good ones apparently.
I just don't like it - I'll drink it, but I don't like it.
I'm on Veuve Devanlay at the moment
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« Reply #17166 on: Wednesday, July 30, 2014, 19:15:40 » |
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Champagne is overrated.
It's just Sparkling wine really. If you love wine then you'll probably love Champagne. If not, then it'll do.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #17167 on: Wednesday, July 30, 2014, 19:25:24 » |
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Champagne is fucking rank. I get a bottle or two given to me a year at work...but girls are easily impressed and it's booze so I'll share it with one or hedge my bets and dish it round a group and hope for the best.
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« Reply #17168 on: Wednesday, July 30, 2014, 19:29:56 » |
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You mean you ply girls with booze?
Shame on you!
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« Reply #17169 on: Wednesday, July 30, 2014, 20:26:39 » |
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My wife thinks that rich tea biscuits are the king of all biscuits because most are too sweet.
I'm seriously considering my marriage
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« Reply #17170 on: Wednesday, July 30, 2014, 20:28:41 » |
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Rich Tea? That is divorce material.
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« Reply #17171 on: Wednesday, July 30, 2014, 20:42:42 » |
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Without getting into fancy biscuits, I do like a ginger nut - dunked, of course
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Batch
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« Reply #17172 on: Wednesday, July 30, 2014, 21:07:12 » |
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My wife thinks that rich tea biscuits are the king of all biscuits because most are too sweet.
I'm seriously considering my marriage
Have a word SY. You can only dunk a rich tea for about a nanosecond before the fucker breaks off and ruins everything. |
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LucienSanchez
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #17173 on: Wednesday, July 30, 2014, 21:41:33 » |
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Rich tea creams, however...
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #17174 on: Thursday, July 31, 2014, 01:35:35 » |
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You mean you ply girls with booze?
Shame on you!
Even if that were the case, there's 100% nothing wrong with plying girls with booze. |
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