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« Reply #34110 on: Sunday, January 24, 2021, 18:52:51 »

yeah, that is worse tbf
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« Reply #34111 on: Sunday, January 24, 2021, 19:15:48 »

People who call that fat piece of shit scarecrow 'Boris'

He's not your friend.  He's not loveable, he's an evil cunt.

Tbh Sax, it can be taken several ways and I like to look at it in the way that says people have so little respect for him that they address him by his first name. When really anyone in that type of position should be addressed in the minimum as "Mr. Johnson". It should really be always be "Prime Minister" or when talking about him "the Prime Minister".

But I can certainly see the value in your claims above.
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« Reply #34112 on: Monday, January 25, 2021, 09:31:13 »

Tbh Sax, it can be taken several ways and I like to look at it in the way that says people have so little respect for him that they address him by his first name.

What, Alex as he is known to his friends?
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« Reply #34113 on: Monday, January 25, 2021, 16:12:27 »

What, Alex as he is known to his friends?

Well, I call him "wanker" but each to their own  Wink
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« Reply #34114 on: Thursday, January 28, 2021, 15:32:13 »

Other person: "guess what!"

Me: "I have a better idea, why not just fucking tell me?"

What a pointless waste of time 'guess what's are'.
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« Reply #34115 on: Thursday, January 28, 2021, 15:51:54 »

Helpdesk Ticket: What's the button to access the internet please.
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« Reply #34116 on: Thursday, January 28, 2021, 18:50:41 »

Other person: "guess what!"

Me: "I have a better idea, why not just fucking tell me?"

What a pointless waste of time 'guess what's are'.

'Ohhh but come on, just three guesses and then I'll tell youuu!'  Soapy Tit Wank
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You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #34117 on: Thursday, January 28, 2021, 19:00:57 »

'Ohhh but come on, just three guesses and then I'll tell youuu!'  Soapy Tit Wank

That's the point where I just walk away. I'd rather just not know.
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« Reply #34118 on: Thursday, January 28, 2021, 19:53:22 »

That's the point where I just walk away. I'd rather just not know.

  It is worse than the standard 'Are we there yet?'
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« Reply #34119 on: Friday, January 29, 2021, 10:58:58 »

Other person: "guess what!"

Me: "I have a better idea, why not just fucking tell me?"

What a pointless waste of time 'guess what's are'.

I find that if I ever do guess, I get told I'm being silly with my guesses.
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« Reply #34120 on: Friday, January 29, 2021, 11:30:51 »

Just respond with bizarre possibilities.

You hold the world record for egg balancing?

You've won £10 in a beauty contest?

You're a twat?
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« Reply #34121 on: Friday, January 29, 2021, 12:46:04 »

Just respond with bizarre possibilities.

You hold the world record for egg balancing?

You've won £10 in a beauty contest?

You're a twat?

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« Reply #34122 on: Saturday, January 30, 2021, 11:35:18 »

Happened upon a dead turtle whilst walking on the beach this morning. It made me weep.

No idea why.
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« Reply #34123 on: Saturday, January 30, 2021, 11:40:03 »

Going to work early yesterday morning there was a dead fox in the road probably about a year old and next to It looked like it's brother or sister wondering why it wouldn't get up and run off when the car got close which was quite heartbreaking to see.
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« Reply #34124 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2021, 10:35:35 »

Lego Online Store. Not only has it taken 5 days for the order to be processed by the warehouse, the tracking tells me its being delivered from Oldbury via fucking Belguim!!!
Credit where credits due, i requested a refund/returns label to send the item back, explaining it was late for a birthday present and they've just sent me a mail saying they will process the refund but i can keep the set. Happy days. That's Christmas sorted for one of the boys :-)
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