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donkey
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« Reply #33525 on: Thursday, September 17, 2020, 19:55:32 »

I swear you lot are just putting random words together. I've no fucking idea what any of you are on about.

Flapping Oase Dangle is far too understanding of the Clibbert Wump for my liking.
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I headed the ball.

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« Reply #33526 on: Thursday, September 17, 2020, 20:04:12 »

Flapping Oase Dangle is far too understanding of the Clibbert Wump for my liking.

My thoughts exactly.
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« Reply #33527 on: Thursday, September 17, 2020, 20:08:12 »

Bing is a cunt. A universal truth.

Never a truer word spoken.

I have no idea who bing is.

I want to punch Mr Tumble though

Wash your mouth out, Mr Tumble's ace.

If you find these two annoying, then I raise you Ryan's Mystery Playdate. Now that makes me want to break the TV.
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Red Frog
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« Reply #33528 on: Thursday, September 17, 2020, 20:08:36 »

It was nagging at me and it's finally clicked. Bing is by an author-illustrator I vaguely know, and was created when he lived in Oxford, if that helps any of you to channel your anger.
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« Reply #33529 on: Thursday, September 17, 2020, 20:13:35 »

For FH   Smiley

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Flashheart

« Reply #33530 on: Thursday, September 17, 2020, 20:20:21 »

For FH   Smiley



He makes more sense than you lot.
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DiV
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« Reply #33531 on: Thursday, September 17, 2020, 20:44:44 »

It was nagging at me and it's finally clicked. Bing is by an author-illustrator I vaguely know, and was created when he lived in Oxford, if that helps any of you to channel your anger.


Ah, so Bing was based of Joey Beauchamp.
That figures....
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« Reply #33532 on: Thursday, September 17, 2020, 21:35:33 »

File under don't understand...



Adds another meaning to trigger happy yanks.
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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey

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« Reply #33533 on: Friday, September 18, 2020, 05:15:57 »

We are about to experience a 'weather event'. Its been blowing harder than an arthritic whore. In an hour or so we will be in the eye of a hurricane! Had text msg from Greek civil defence to hunker the fuck down!
Fuck me, that was a scary night. Next round just starting up again.  Category 2 hurricane
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« Reply #33534 on: Friday, September 18, 2020, 06:55:19 »

Fuck me, that was a scary night. Next round just starting up again.  Category 2 hurricane

Hope you are ok and the damage is not bad.
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« Reply #33535 on: Friday, September 18, 2020, 07:39:03 »

Trivial in comparison Aud, but the queue in the supermarket this morning. I only wanted a friggin sarnie and there was one till open. After about 10 minutes she called for another till to be opened. No bloody self service tills either. Can't be arsed to go back there again.

Oh, and some US shows where the titles still pop up about ten minutes into the show. Please stop.
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« Reply #33536 on: Friday, September 18, 2020, 08:29:09 »

Hope you are ok and the damage is not bad.

Did you sell on that dinghy of yours?
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
Flashheart

« Reply #33537 on: Friday, September 18, 2020, 08:36:20 »

Just spent the last 40 minutes being interviewed by a client about a job.

Turns out they want 300 words.
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« Reply #33538 on: Friday, September 18, 2020, 08:47:26 »

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Just spent the last 40 minutes being interviewed by a client about a job.

Turns out they want 300 words.

you should have talked quicker
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« Reply #33539 on: Friday, September 18, 2020, 23:26:07 »

Fucking slugs!!

Just gone into the kitchen to make a brew before bed and the slimy bastards have been having an excursion all over my worktop. I can cope with them on the floor but come on sluggos, what's the fucking attraction with hanging about on the worktop. Plus they broke the rule of six so next time I'm getting the salt out.
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