Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[horlock07]

Had the weirdest dream. Had a mini penis growing out from my armpit. Wtf?

There was a similar story in one of the papers the other day....

Edit, found it.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/man-penis-arm-grow-malcolm-macdonald-ucl-hospital-bionic-sepsis-a9652191.html

[The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey]

Been googling and there is a fetish for armpit sex?

‘Stressing the importance in axillism of the (unlubricated) friction being confined to the penile shaft, Alex Comfort saw armpit intercourse as "Not an outstandingly rewarding trick but worth trying if you like the idea".

I used to do the occasional armpit fart at school, but this . . .

[Reg Smeeton]

Been googling and there is a fetish for armpit sex?

‘Stressing the importance in axillism of the (unlubricated) friction being confined to the penile shaft, Alex Comfort saw armpit intercourse as "Not an outstandingly rewarding trick but worth trying if you like the idea".

I used to do the occasional armpit fart at school, but this . . .

Armpits are a funny old thing....  most women I have known (biblical sense) have been manic armpit shavers or veeters (for Bambi).

However nature provided them with foliage, and on the odd one or two who have cultivated it, I quite liked it. 

[4D]

 

[Legends-Lounge]

As I was driving back towards sanity on the A420 I was listening to Jack3 on the wirelesss. Up pops this jingle. ‘Wearing a mask in public is not embarrassing, wearing a Swindon Town shirt is’ What is that all about?

[4D]

As I was driving back towards sanity on the A420 I was listening to Jack3 on the wirelesss. Up pops this jingle. ‘Wearing a mask in public is not embarrassing, wearing a Swindon Town shirt is’ What is that all about?

Wearing a piss yellow shirt with a picture of a cow on it isn't?

[Legends-Lounge]

Wearing a piss yellow shirt with a picture of a cow on it isn't?

Don’t tell them though, spoil the fun.

[BambooToTheFuture]

Lloyds Bank. Anyone else having any problems with login error screens for Lloyds, Halifax or BoS?

I know they have some maintenance from now till 6am but this has been down since Thursday 6th am. There's no "Sorry we're doing some maintenance" just the "Sorry we've had to log you off: Error:1007..." Well that's all fine but I haven't even logged in?!

Just wondering if the dividend suspension has ruffled a few the wrong way and set some black hats onto their systems? 

[Batch]

I can log in to my personal accounts on Lloyds with no issues using the Android app. I have fingerprint authentication set.

I know it was supposed to be back at 6am, just confirming it works for me!

[Bob's Orange]

my Halifax online app is working ok as well bamboo.

[Flashheart]

What I assume to be arthritis developing in my hands.

Really not good for somebody that is reliant on being able to type. It also makes me feel old.

[Ginginho]

Could be carpal tunnel syndrome?

[Flashheart]

Could be carpal tunnel syndrome?

Possibly, but I'm still leaning toward arthritis. Osteoarthritis specifically, which should not be surprising considering how much time I spend at a keyboard. I should really get it checked out.

The symptoms are only mild at the moment. No real pain but my hands get tighter toward the end of the day. My nan has Osteoarthritis and she has the same symptoms - although she gets rather a lot of pain as well.

[ron dodgers]

blood test will show that Flash. I have psoriatic arthritis, random joints, tendons or ligament ends swell up at random times, my sympathies sir.

[BambooToTheFuture]

my Halifax online app is working ok as well bamboo.

I know it was supposed to be back at 6am, just confirming it works for me!

Cheers, both. This was desktop and mobile browser. Have not checked myself again yet but I assume it was down due to the planned stuff (just why not put that in the error message, it's hardly difficult code). Does make me wonder though why it went down for much longer :snigggers:

Edit: Still not working (for me on both). I've done cookie clearing etc and used three different devices and formats. I'm not entering any details so it can't be based on my own account(s). Totally with either of you but would one of you (or anyone else) mind going to the desktop version or mobile browser version of the site and do a test login? Just to see if works for you. Desktop or browser only though, as it appears the app is ok. Would be grateful if anyone could. Cheers.