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« Reply #32430 on: Friday, May 1, 2020, 12:42:02 » |
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Perhaps she was off to Catford  Nah mate. Barking.... |
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #32431 on: Saturday, May 2, 2020, 06:08:56 » |
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Andrew Adonis.
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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Leggett
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« Reply #32432 on: Saturday, May 2, 2020, 08:49:38 » |
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Adver mega-commenter Daniel Adams, he normally gets on my tits anyway but whilst food shopping earlier this week, he, his wife and two kids rolled into Lidl together, older kid had a mini trolley and was just allowed to go wherever, little kid in the big trolley, both parents just wandering around completely ignoring social distancing. I mean, he looks like he needs his hard drives checked at the best of times, but come on...
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #32433 on: Saturday, May 2, 2020, 17:41:19 » |
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Perhaps she was off to Catford Nobody in their right mind goes to Catford. Jeez that's a dive |
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JBZ
Not as likeable as Reg was, a fencesitting WUM
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Allegedly, not a Swindon Town supporter
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« Reply #32434 on: Sunday, May 3, 2020, 09:43:10 » |
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Just watched TOTP from 1989 and just realised that Alice Cooper wasn't about 60 odd in the Poison video (which is what I thought at the time).
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scillyred
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« Reply #32435 on: Sunday, May 3, 2020, 10:03:53 » |
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Nobody in their right mind goes to Catford. Jeez that's a dive
I am a volunteer Cruise Ship Ambassador over here and we help cruise ship visitors with info etc. A couple asked me a question about getting a tripper boat to Tresco, as they were stressed they would get the wrong boat - I said ' don't panic all the tripper boats go somewhere lovely - it's not like one goes to Catford' to which they replied 'we live in Catford'..................  |
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Ardiles
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Stirlingshire Reds
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« Reply #32436 on: Sunday, May 3, 2020, 10:51:47 » |
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I am a volunteer Cruise Ship Ambassador over here and we help cruise ship visitors with info etc. A couple asked me a question about getting a tripper boat to Tresco, as they were stressed they would get the wrong boat - I said ' don't panic all the tripper boats go somewhere lovely - it's not like one goes to Catford' to which they replied 'we live in Catford'.................. Brilliant. I'll bet the seconds that followed were a bit awkward. |
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« Reply #32437 on: Sunday, May 3, 2020, 11:20:03 » |
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I am a volunteer Cruise Ship Ambassador over here and we help cruise ship visitors with info etc. A couple asked me a question about getting a tripper boat to Tresco, as they were stressed they would get the wrong boat - I said ' don't panic all the tripper boats go somewhere lovely - it's not like one goes to Catford' to which they replied 'we live in Catford'..................  |
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4D
Or not 4D that is the question
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #32438 on: Sunday, May 3, 2020, 16:18:56 » |
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All these songs that sing about "shorty". Who the fuck is shorty?
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #32439 on: Sunday, May 3, 2020, 17:06:49 » |
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All these songs that sing about "shorty". Who the fuck is shorty?
It’s like a melody in your head that you can’t keep out |
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Things get better but they never get good
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #32440 on: Sunday, May 3, 2020, 17:20:55 » |
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All these songs that sing about "shorty". Who the fuck is shorty?
Isn’t it his birthday? |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #32441 on: Sunday, May 3, 2020, 21:08:07 » |
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Isn’t it his birthday?
In any case, we are going to party like it’s his birthday. And we don’t give damn if it is not his birthday |
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I come from a land down-under
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« Reply #32442 on: Monday, May 4, 2020, 13:40:24 » |
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All these songs that sing about "shorty". Who the fuck is shorty?
Can mean a few things, but most commonly: someone smaller/younger than the person saying it, maybe woman but not necessarily, someone who is a beginner at something. In songs it's usually a desriable woman. |
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« Reply #32443 on: Monday, May 4, 2020, 16:48:45 » |
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All these songs that sing about "shorty". Who the fuck is shorty?
Does he like cheese ??. |
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Life is a Rollercoaster - Just gotta ride it.
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mystical_goat
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« Reply #32444 on: Monday, May 4, 2020, 18:00:42 » |
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Petrol station question.
In America they have little switches on the 'gas' pump so that when you turn it on, you can clip it in position and it will fill the tank then cut out automatically, without the need to squeeze the handle the whole time. I've seen some similar things on pumps in the UK but they never stay in place. Am I doing it wrong or have they been disabled?
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