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« Reply #32280 on: Friday, April 3, 2020, 13:07:51 »

The local stray cat that has adopted us left a nice present of a regurgitated mouse on the mat this morning.


Ahhh, it's love
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« Reply #32281 on: Friday, April 3, 2020, 13:32:56 »

The local stray cat that has adopted us left a nice present of a regurgitated mouse on the mat this morning.
Just make sure you don't reheat it!
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« Reply #32282 on: Friday, April 3, 2020, 13:41:57 »

Its rice thats dangerous to reheat, not mice.
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« Reply #32283 on: Friday, April 3, 2020, 13:43:14 »

Its rice thats dangerous to reheat, not mice.
Cheesy Rice, mice, meh
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« Reply #32284 on: Friday, April 3, 2020, 13:45:39 »

Nice.
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« Reply #32285 on: Friday, April 3, 2020, 15:53:42 »

Just twice or thrice?
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« Reply #32286 on: Friday, April 3, 2020, 16:08:37 »

Its rice thats dangerous to reheat, not mice.

It's not the reheating, but the way the rice has been stored before it's reheated. Same for mice and rice.
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« Reply #32287 on: Friday, April 3, 2020, 16:21:22 »

What about if we store the mice in ice? Checking first for lice?
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« Reply #32288 on: Friday, April 3, 2020, 16:24:06 »

What about if we store the mice in ice? Checking first for lice?

I think you might end up paying the price!
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« Reply #32289 on: Friday, April 3, 2020, 21:35:48 »

First person I know succumbing to Corona. 😢
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« Reply #32290 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 09:41:17 »


Ahhh, it's love
2 more mice and a fucking great rat this morning. At least he eats some bits of the mice - the rat didn’t have a mark on it.
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« Reply #32291 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 09:42:54 »

Its rice thats dangerous to reheat, not mice.
TBF we reheat mice and rats far more than we do rice!

Our 5 pet snakes have to be fed somehow!
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« Reply #32292 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 10:15:01 »

When Mrs Donkey has finished a meal, she puts her knife and fork together, but facing the opposite way to each other! Madness, I tell thee.
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« Reply #32293 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 10:24:05 »

When Mrs Donkey has finished a meal, she puts her knife and fork together, but facing the opposite way to each other! Madness, I tell thee.
Thats ground for divorce!

My first wife ( I reiterate 1st!) used to hold her knife when eating as if she was holding the murder weapon in Pyscho. That should have warned me at the time. It didn't but looking back.....watch out for warning signs.
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« Reply #32294 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 10:48:00 »

Thats ground for divorce!

My first wife ( I reiterate 1st!) used to hold her knife when eating as if she was holding the murder weapon in Pyscho. That should have warned me at the time. It didn't but looking back.....watch out for warning signs.

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