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Time to stop free movement once and for all says the daughter of immigrants
Whilst looking like the smuggest cunt on the planet. |
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« Reply #31126 on: Wednesday, October 2, 2019, 06:09:40 » |
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Time to stop free movement once and for all says the daughter of immigrants
I'm alright Jack......pull the ladder up. |
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« Reply #31127 on: Wednesday, October 2, 2019, 09:11:27 » |
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Another reason why rural roads have dropped from 60 to 50 is road safely
They haven't dropped? Round here they are taking things a step further and don't seem to be repainting the white lines down the middle when they resurface them, which so far seems to have had the sole effect that everyone just drives at the speed they did before but down the middle of the road! Cats-eyes seem to be getting rather rare on Cumbrian roads as well. |
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« Reply #31129 on: Wednesday, October 2, 2019, 09:17:51 » |
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I liked the irony of Patel announcing a crackdown on violent criminals as the treasurer of the 1922 committee of backbench Tory MPs was being ejected from the conference by armed police after a violent confrontation with a security guard when he'd tried to insist on bringing someone without the appropriate pass into a restricted area. Apparently crackdowns on violent criminals don't apply if you can shout "Don't you know who I am?" with a real sense of entitlement.
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« Reply #31130 on: Thursday, October 3, 2019, 18:02:58 » |
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People who can't position the arse correctly, when taking a dump in pub toilets, to avoid shitting on the seat.
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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
Crap!
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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey
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« Reply #31131 on: Thursday, October 3, 2019, 18:49:43 » |
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On a related subject, I only stand up to piss when in the pub’s bogs. I’m a confirmed sit downer.
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« Reply #31132 on: Thursday, October 3, 2019, 21:11:44 » |
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People who can't position the arse correctly, when taking a dump in pub toilets, to avoid shitting on the seat.
Or even next to it for that mater |
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I come from a land down-under
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« Reply #31134 on: Friday, October 4, 2019, 13:23:09 » |
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Or even next to it for that mater
Where the hell do you people drink? Some kind of geriatric care home? |
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« Reply #31135 on: Friday, October 4, 2019, 13:30:49 » |
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I remember popping up norf one year, stopped off at a services and someone had crapped on the platform behind the bog. Big log too! Dirty bastard.
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« Reply #31136 on: Friday, October 4, 2019, 13:31:08 » |
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I once had the misfortune of suffering from the shits while attending a mates Wedding Reception in a "local" in Ealing. It had a single cubicle shared among all comers, had a pull chain, pebble dashed walls (I'll leave the reader to decide if this was a design choice or years of accumulation). There was on old set of pants dangled by the pipes, the door lock wouldn't hold (the door was straight into the bar area, no corridor or any such luck) so an extended foot was required and essentially had the level of cleanliness seen in the original Trainspotting film where Renton goes swimming in the toilet.
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« Reply #31137 on: Friday, October 4, 2019, 14:50:12 » |
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I once had the misfortune of suffering from the shits while attending a mates Wedding Reception in a "local" in Ealing. It had a single cubicle shared among all comers, had a pull chain, pebble dashed walls (I'll leave the reader to decide if this was a design choice or years of accumulation). There was on old set of pants dangled by the pipes, the door lock wouldn't hold (the door was straight into the bar area, no corridor or any such luck) so an extended foot was required and essentially had the level of cleanliness seen in the original Trainspotting film where Renton goes swimming in the toilet.
The burning and somewhat pointless question is though, after all the beautiful horror of it, was there anything other than the underpants that resembled toilet paper? |
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There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
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« Reply #31138 on: Friday, October 4, 2019, 16:36:54 » |
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They had some of that baking sheet paper stuff.
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« Reply #31139 on: Friday, October 4, 2019, 17:01:07 » |
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They had some of that baking sheet paper stuff.
What, like the Izal toilet paper we had to suffer at junior school ?. |
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