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« Reply #31095 on: Tuesday, September 24, 2019, 09:04:29 »

https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/17922505.grinch-stole-christmas-trees-wilko-swindon-court-hears/

Has to pay £150 for 3 grands worth of stuff, who says crime doesn't pay?  Roll Eyes

Oh, and parking "meter" adver!!
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« Reply #31096 on: Tuesday, September 24, 2019, 09:15:53 »

Carefully prepared all the doings to make myself a wrap for lunch. Packed the salady bits separate from the rice and other fillings, sauce in a separate container, all set up for tasty lunch. Realised when I got into work that I'd brought in the fillings, forgotten the actual wrap it's supposed to go in. FFS!
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« Reply #31097 on: Tuesday, September 24, 2019, 09:40:35 »

Trough lunch  Smiley
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« Reply #31098 on: Tuesday, September 24, 2019, 11:15:37 »

Carefully prepared all the doings to make myself a wrap for lunch. Packed the salady bits separate from the rice and other fillings, sauce in a separate container, all set up for tasty lunch. Realised when I got into work that I'd brought in the fillings, forgotten the actual wrap it's supposed to go in. FFS!

Banjos sandwich van it is
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« Reply #31099 on: Tuesday, September 24, 2019, 11:32:06 »

Banjos sandwich van it is
Yeah, I tried but ....
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« Reply #31100 on: Tuesday, September 24, 2019, 12:55:14 »


Only just seen this. Nice one! The trouble is, the "comments" could genuinely be real. I loved the article at the bottom though;

'Aaron Banks eaten by polar bear, forced to migrate to Cheshire by global warming.'  Cheesy
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« Reply #31101 on: Friday, September 27, 2019, 20:44:09 »

The new Fifa deciding that my name contains profanity so I can't use it.
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« Reply #31102 on: Friday, September 27, 2019, 21:07:32 »

The new Fifa deciding that my name contains profanity so I can't use it.

What's your name? Hillary Swank?
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« Reply #31103 on: Saturday, September 28, 2019, 09:19:40 »

He was just trying to play Arsenal vs Scunthorpe.
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« Reply #31104 on: Monday, September 30, 2019, 13:41:25 »

in the 10+ years ive had an iPhone i've never as much as chipped a screen. That was until this weekend where I've absolutely totaled my screen. Its just about working, and im due an upgrade so its not all bad.
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« Reply #31105 on: Monday, September 30, 2019, 17:54:48 »

It is. It's an iPhone.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #31106 on: Tuesday, October 1, 2019, 08:28:07 »

It is. It's an iPhone.
How old are you Sippo?
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« Reply #31107 on: Tuesday, October 1, 2019, 10:44:04 »

Could be in the other thread as it made me laugh, but I drive from the north west to Swindon and back once or twice a week and have a low tolerance for shitcunts who don't know how to move into the empty lane on the inside of them. During some of my more progressive driving, bizarrely I got caught by a speed camera in an average speed zone.

I was sick to the back teeth of a large number of cunts in the outside lane (or 2) doing between, 40-50 in a 50 zone (yes, I know it's my issue not theirs, I do 56-57 to save 30 seconds) so I floored it and undertook about 950-1000 cars. Anyway, I broke the speed limit during this short burst of cuntitude and got a flash from a bloody camera!

Cheeky highways agency not only had yellow average cameras, but a hidden speed camera. I vindicated their choice rather well there.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #31108 on: Tuesday, October 1, 2019, 10:48:56 »

The M6 is full of speed cameras now about every 2 or 3 miles, they are slightly hidden behind the gantries.

They look like these.



Not like normal speed cameras.
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« Reply #31109 on: Tuesday, October 1, 2019, 10:58:44 »

I thought speed camera's had to be visible?
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