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« Reply #30330 on: Friday, May 3, 2019, 17:59:58 » |
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wait, how does diseases top trumps work? least or most diseases win?
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« Reply #30331 on: Friday, May 3, 2019, 18:06:08 » |
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The most.
Extra points if you had something that was fatal.
Totalling up my points, are Hemorrhoids fatal? asking for a friend  |
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« Reply #30332 on: Friday, May 3, 2019, 18:20:49 » |
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When I came back to the UK from Ireland I signed up with a GP, had the usual tests and my blood pressure was 210/140.
I think that would have been fatal soon enough.
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« Reply #30333 on: Friday, May 3, 2019, 18:22:04 » |
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Audrey gets more bonus points for actually being dead.
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« Reply #30334 on: Friday, May 3, 2019, 18:42:56 » |
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Yeah my missus has had both too, apparently being run down (not literally) can bring on an attack, she was really ill for a couple of months a lot of pain.
Nasty stuff.
I can confirm shingles are awful, I had them after coming back from a holiday in Bali a few years ago. Started as a lot of small red spots, which turns to something more disgusting and with it came sudden pains that were akin to having a lot of stabbing electric shocks (and random shouts of agony) Couldn't sleep because of it for nearly 3 weeks |
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« Reply #30335 on: Friday, May 3, 2019, 18:45:09 » |
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I was very young when I had it. It's usually adults that get it but I had to be different.
I remember it being unbearably itchy and I had these welts that moved around my body.
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« Reply #30336 on: Friday, May 3, 2019, 18:47:30 » |
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I remember it being unbearably itchy and I had these welks that moved around my body.
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« Reply #30337 on: Friday, May 3, 2019, 18:48:11 » |
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I got chicken pox when i was 30; the spots went just about everywhere including my throat; not a nice experience. On the positive side, i lost 3/4 of a stone as i couldn't eat much for a few days.
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« Reply #30338 on: Friday, May 3, 2019, 19:28:33 » |
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I've had mumps, chicken pox and shingles. Do I win?
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« Reply #30339 on: Friday, May 3, 2019, 19:47:35 » |
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I had Mumps, Chicken Pox (teen) and I think Rubella,, don't think it was Measles - well, one of those two. Just remember being locked away in a dark room for a week or so - maybe it was just child abuse.
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« Reply #30340 on: Friday, May 3, 2019, 19:49:10 » |
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I've had mumps, chicken pox and shingles. Do I win?
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« Reply #30341 on: Friday, May 3, 2019, 19:58:09 » |
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I've had mumps as well. And scabies. Scabies is horrible.
You're making me itch  Shingles was nasty, it attacks the nerve endings like electric shocks, lasts about 2 months. Edit. Just noticed PV and Matchworn S talking about shingles, yeah the red spots turned into raised black scabs. Mine left a couple of scars. Herpes Zoster, lying deep in your bone marrow.  |
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« Reply #30342 on: Friday, May 3, 2019, 20:14:52 » |
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Fuck off, the lot of you. I've had man flu. /thread
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« Reply #30343 on: Sunday, May 5, 2019, 15:18:34 » |
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« Reply #30344 on: Sunday, May 5, 2019, 19:07:44 » |
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Trying to watch cricket highlights only to have to mute it due to some twats blowing those bloody kazoos
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