Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Ginginho]

Was that you in the corner?

[Bewster]

Was that you in the corner?

Yeah, I just found my religion

[4D]

Roadkill. I drove to work this morning and passed two dead rabbits, a small deer, a hedgehog and a bustard/turkey/large chicken (couldn't quite tell). Was it a full moon or something last night?  

[Saxondale]

Back to the trivial.

You turn up at the supermarket get a trolley and every single one of them has some shit left by someone else.  Inserts from magazines.  Shopping lists.  Dubious blue roll or tissues. Food wrappers.  Fruit skin.

For fucks sake people take your rubbish with you.  It's not the next persons job to clear up after you you slapdash selfish cunts. 

If I see you do it I will chase you down and stick whatever item up your arse.

[pauld]

Back to the trivial.

You turn up at the supermarket get a trolley and every single one of them has some shit left by someone else.  Inserts from magazines.  Shopping lists.  Dubious blue roll or tissues. Food wrappers.  Fruit skin.

For fucks sake people take your rubbish with you.  It's not the next persons job to clear up after you you slapdash selfish cunts. 

If I see you do it I will chase you down and stick whatever item up your arse.

I'll make sure not to leave any bananas in there then

[RobertT]

You should come over here, at Publix, some old granny past retirement age will offer t push my trolley to the car for me and load up the car and then take the trolley back nice and clean it up for next use.  The actually look a little offended when I turn down the need for such assistance - they also have brollies available when it rains and will walk you to the car with one.

[horlock07]

Fucking chicken pox, the little un has been rough as hell since Tuesday morning and she is a right unhappy bunny, looking on-line we may have 10 days of this unpleasantness.

I assume I had it fairly mild as a kid as I don't remember it being this bad when I had it!

[RobertT]

I got it at 14 and looked like Bubble wrap.  I was off school for nearly 4 weeks as a result.  Gets worse as you get older, best to have it under the age of 5 - isn't it a thing for the mums to take their kids around whoever gets it first to get it out of the way?

[horlock07]

I got it at 14 and looke dlike Bubble wrap.  I was off school for nearly 4 weeks as a result.  Gets worse as you get older, best to have it under the age of 5 - isn't it a thing for the mums to take their kids around whoever gets it first to get it out of the way?

That's the problem, she's 6 and missed it the first couple of times it did the rounds, this lots a complete bugger, over 50% of her school class are off now!

[Reg Smeeton]

  About 7 years ago I developed shingles.... bit strange, thought at the time.. insect bites. Felt ok, but given week off work.

  Apparently your body just keeps the CP virus in check, it's still there, and shingles is the virus becoming active again because inmmune system is down, many years later.

[Batch]

I've never had chicken pox. fact

[Flashheart]

I have. And shingles.

So there.

[Batch]

wait, how does diseases top trumps work? least or most diseases win?

[Peter Venkman]

I have. And shingles.

So there.

Yeah my missus has had both too, apparently being run down (not literally) can bring on an attack, she was really ill for a couple of months a lot of pain.

Nasty stuff.

[Peter Venkman]

wait, how does diseases top trumps work? least or most diseases win?

I got a few trumps in my hand