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« Reply #30120 on: Tuesday, March 12, 2019, 17:51:21 »

Libra Sestertius Denarius Audrey, I did Latin at school  Wink

Audrey was a Latin word?
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« Reply #30121 on: Tuesday, March 12, 2019, 17:55:00 »

Well, thatís something I learnt today.
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« Reply #30122 on: Tuesday, March 12, 2019, 18:07:12 »

lsd  Smiley

Which is what Parliament is on at the moment
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« Reply #30123 on: Wednesday, March 13, 2019, 16:35:20 »

The Sun, learned nothing from Hillsborough, still just can't help lying for the sake of it. This time they're smearing campaigners collecting for the families of the victims of the Birmingham pub bombings rather than fans directly but still the same old shithousing:
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/mar/13/sun-apologises-false-claim-football-match-policing-birmingham
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« Reply #30124 on: Wednesday, March 13, 2019, 17:21:05 »

Having my stent removed via me japís eye on Friday!

Cripes!

Donít cry for me, Argentina!
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« Reply #30125 on: Wednesday, March 13, 2019, 17:26:52 »

Ah, you'll be fine. Audrey means noble strength, you'll piss it  Smiley
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« Reply #30126 on: Wednesday, March 13, 2019, 17:47:20 »

Having my stent removed via me japís eye on Friday!

Cripes!

Donít cry for me, Argentina!
I had a catheter fitted with no sedation or anaesthetic pushed through my swollen prostate while being held down by 2 nurses as I screamed, now that fucking hurt more than anything, you will be fine.
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« Reply #30127 on: Wednesday, March 13, 2019, 18:03:21 »

I had a catheter fitted with no sedation or anaesthetic pushed through my swollen prostate while being held down by 2 nurses as I screamed, now that fucking hurt more than anything, you will be fine.
Yikes!
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« Reply #30128 on: Wednesday, March 13, 2019, 18:04:17 »

Yikes!
Having it taken out was a "peice of piss" mind you Cheesy
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« Reply #30129 on: Wednesday, March 13, 2019, 18:05:57 »

Itís the bit where your old man is on full display with some bloke holding it
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« Reply #30130 on: Wednesday, March 13, 2019, 18:21:32 »

Itís the bit where your old man is on full display with some bloke holding it
I had 3 female nurses.
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« Reply #30131 on: Wednesday, March 13, 2019, 19:23:15 »

I had 3 female nurses.

Ooooh, you're hard.
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« Reply #30132 on: Thursday, March 14, 2019, 07:09:00 »

I bet you he wasn't Cheesy
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« Reply #30133 on: Thursday, March 14, 2019, 14:32:25 »

I bet you he wasn't Cheesy
You win!
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« Reply #30134 on: Thursday, March 14, 2019, 15:23:24 »

Searching for symptoms online....

Has a cold 4 weeks ago and seemed to develop a whistle in my nose when breathing in. 3 weeks post cold and the whistle is still there.

Quick google and all of a sudden i'm being told that i might have a hole in my septum...

Now i all i can think of is looking like Daniella Westbrook
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