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« Reply #29580 on: Friday, December 21, 2018, 19:15:02 »

It's happened to the best of us...  Cheesy Yep, happened to me. It's just weird! I suppose I'm of that age where I'm on the cusp of so called modern tech. Grew up with in the analogue age, spent my early adulthood into the digital age. Now only into my thirties, the mobile age is well and truly upon us.

As Aud said, RE: An app for everything. I find it bloody annoying that many can't read a fucking map and rely purely on google. I much prefer using a blend of both. Some traditional, well trodden route is best and other times a newer direction is needed.

The online dating thing while not that new is odd on Tinder. It seems to be just full on wannabe Pornstar Betty or proud "you can't even hold my hand" prudence. There's not many so called normal ones on there. I came off it ages ago. There's no genuine initiation, it's purely based on fucking sticker swaps but instead of saying "got, got, need, got", it's "fit, meh, gotta be fake, fit, seems nice, what is it!"

Yet it is getting stupid. I know the world works faster and longer now, and there is a great use for some of the stuff. Don't get me started on voice activated based stuff, like Alexa etc. "Alexa turn my lights down." Fucking do it yourself you lazy cunt! I'm pretty sure that the faster food gets and the less we do as a species, early onset of heart disease and diabetes is going to be more prevalent in younger people.

Humans, love nothing more than destroying themselves in every way possible. Unfortunately, none of us are immune.

I'm struggling with the hits on my sugar daddy account at the moment.
Can push some of the more talkative ones your way if you want.  Wink
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« Reply #29581 on: Friday, December 21, 2018, 19:27:17 »

I'm struggling with the hits on my sugar daddy account at the moment.
Can push some of the more talkative ones your way if you want.  Wink

  Whatever floats your boat Wobbly! Haha, trust me even if I wanted to talk, it seems the art of communication is lost these days too. Doesn't need to be a discussion about quarks or particle physics (although interesting Wink ), just tell me about you and your bloody interests. I guess I am a bit of a sapiophile but Tinder obviously isn't the place. Is there an app out called Nerd Dater yet?
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« Reply #29582 on: Friday, December 21, 2018, 19:57:31 »

Whatever floats your boat Wobbly! Haha, trust me even if I wanted to talk, it seems the art of communication is lost these days too. Doesn't need to be a discussion about quarks or particle physics (although interesting Wink ), just tell me about you and your bloody interests. I guess I am a bit of a sapiophile but Tinder obviously isn't the place. Is there an app out called Nerd Dater yet?

Possibly the first use of sapiophile on the TEF.  Smiley

Everyone has an ideal match somewhere.
The unlucky ones have theirs in somewhere like Outer Mongolia.

Don't get too despondent. Serendipity is just around the corner.
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« Reply #29583 on: Friday, December 21, 2018, 20:28:48 »

Possibly the first use of sapiophile on the TEF.  Smiley

Everyone has an ideal match somewhere.
The unlucky ones have theirs in somewhere like Outer Mongolia.

Don't get too despondent. Serendipity is just around the corner.


Pfffft, I'm sure that's been used before! I did use one of my favourites, doryphore on here recently, although an absolute cracker is borborygmus.

Ahh tbh WB, I'm not massively fussed at this moment in time. Happily single but if someone did come along or whatever I'd be open at exploring the opportunity.
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« Reply #29584 on: Sunday, December 23, 2018, 14:36:25 »

Spoilt adult children alert:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46383297

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« Reply #29585 on: Sunday, December 23, 2018, 14:44:38 »

Lazy fucks
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« Reply #29586 on: Sunday, December 23, 2018, 14:47:10 »

Couple of cunts. Ever since we bought our first house we've had X mas in it, all immediate family welcome.
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« Reply #29587 on: Sunday, December 23, 2018, 15:04:31 »

"it is too stressful"  Crash
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« Reply #29588 on: Monday, December 24, 2018, 20:36:11 »

Sellotape. Never sticks to what you want it to and as for finding the end . . . freck off.
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« Reply #29589 on: Friday, December 28, 2018, 10:17:06 »

Coming down with the lurgy, and I have a New Year's eve function lined up for the first time in years Roll Eyes
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« Reply #29590 on: Friday, December 28, 2018, 10:30:24 »

Some bellend muscle mary fella who once looked after Michael Jackson getting lots of coverage in the adver of late, including one today about having a 'down to earth' Christmas with a budget of £500, down from the usual £20k. Couldn't give a flying fuck, if you're successful then crack on, have a massive Christmas, but don't be the cunt who acts like you're being down to earth when most folks' Christmas budget isn't even £500. Also, no fucking way his missus is 25, I don't get why people lie about their age.
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« Reply #29591 on: Friday, December 28, 2018, 10:57:32 »

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« Reply #29592 on: Friday, December 28, 2018, 11:15:44 »

I'd say 500 quid on Christmas is fucking good going. I assuming that's presents and food for his whole family.
I did Christmas a couple of years ago for 4 adults and 2 children and the food and drink alone set me back best part of 200 quid. Then presents on top of that. Maybe not quite £500 but that's a small one.

My in laws hosted Christmas for 16 people last year, and then presents on top of that for 4 daughters, 4 son in laws, 8 grand kids and other partners and kids in the family. I don't even want to imagine the cost of that.
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« Reply #29593 on: Sunday, December 30, 2018, 16:56:48 »

the phrase "we want our club back" or "we've got our club back"
Over-used, meaningless and stupid footballing term
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« Reply #29594 on: Sunday, December 30, 2018, 17:17:38 »

the phrase "we want our club back" or "we've got our club back"
Over-used, meaningless and stupid footballing term
I would have thought it's the very essence of what being a football fan means. Maybe it's just me...
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