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« Reply #28275 on: Thursday, June 7, 2018, 16:15:14 »

Sorry dude, you asked for it "U alrite hun?"

No I work in a garden office and as its boiling I have the windows and doors open and one of the fucking neighbours has just put Ed fucking Sheeran on dead loud!

Wine beckons!
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« Reply #28276 on: Thursday, June 7, 2018, 16:35:20 »

Trying to lose some timber so kicking the booze, or at least drastically cutting down. Terrible timing, and all round really boring thing to do.
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« Reply #28277 on: Thursday, June 7, 2018, 17:39:39 »

Trying to lose some timber so kicking the booze, or at least drastically cutting down. Terrible timing, and all round really boring thing to do.

I did wonder if the Oxford shirt worn at Fleetwood, that looked a couple of sizes too small, was by design.

Apparently not.  Smiley
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« Reply #28278 on: Friday, June 8, 2018, 06:55:26 »

It's been a shitty week so far for me.

In order to save money, these people have employed only one person on the job. This will make it take longer than it needs to (at the inconvenience of myself and others). Also, they are only having the person work 3 1/2 hours a day. Again, making it take longer, and, again, at the inconvenience at myself

And there's nothing I can do about it.
Think yourself lucky,  if that was a real builder it would be going on for 10 hours a day.  You've got away lightly if its only three and a half hours a day.    Crash
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« Reply #28279 on: Friday, June 8, 2018, 07:38:11 »

I think FH should get an old fashioned (loud) typewriter for his work. Tappity tap, kerching at 3am  Smiley
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« Reply #28280 on: Friday, June 8, 2018, 07:44:32 »

Think yourself lucky,  if that was a real builder it would be going on for 10 hours a day.  You've got away lightly if its only three and a half hours a day.    Crash

You've sorta missed the point
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« Reply #28281 on: Friday, June 8, 2018, 07:45:36 »

I think FH should get an old fashioned (loud) typewriter for his work. Tappity tap, kerching at 3am  Smiley

It's tempting to buy a plank of wood so I can start hammering the fuck out of it in the afternoon.
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« Reply #28282 on: Friday, June 8, 2018, 08:23:58 »

will having sex with a piece of wood really stick it to them?
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« Reply #28283 on: Friday, June 8, 2018, 08:26:31 »

The amount that I'll make it groan, yes!
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« Reply #28284 on: Friday, June 8, 2018, 08:39:23 »

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« Reply #28285 on: Saturday, June 9, 2018, 16:28:49 »

Why is it okay for women to spend the day in bed on a hangover, but a man is lazy twat who wastes the day if he dares have a few to many drinks the night before.

Granted, I did tell her I would be home by 11pm and strolled in at midday today. But let me sleep woman  Cheesy
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« Reply #28286 on: Saturday, June 9, 2018, 21:07:36 »

Why is it okay for women to spend the day in bed on a hangover, but a man is lazy twat who wastes the day if he dares have a few to many drinks the night before.

Granted, I did tell her I would be home by 11pm and strolled in at midday today. But let me sleep woman  Cheesy

You were 11 hours hearly, what's her beef? Cheesy
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« Reply #28287 on: Sunday, June 10, 2018, 17:47:58 »

Beaten by the Saffers in the egg chasing, now turned over by the Jocks in an ODI in the cricket.

Augurs well for Russia
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« Reply #28288 on: Sunday, June 10, 2018, 21:41:40 »

Beaten by the Saffers in the egg chasing, now turned over by the Jocks in an ODI in the cricket.

Augurs well for Russia
Well if you’ve got a few quid in the conservatives at the next election you’re home and dry then.
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« Reply #28289 on: Monday, June 11, 2018, 09:01:04 »

On the odd occasion i want to sit & watch a big game, played by some of the best players in the world, I get grief from the missus. (Why do you want to watch that game? You dont even support any of them etc etc). However, if a bunch of Z list celebrities, and retired professionals who can only just occasionally break into a jog are attempting woefully to kick a ball around, generally playing at a level not yet sunk to even at the County Ground, she suddenly wants to watch the whole thing.

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