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« Reply #27360 on: Monday, January 29, 2018, 08:14:20 »

You should be thankful you weren’t in Sainsbury’s Taunton this morning. Fucking roll on, it was a cross between the day the earth stood still and zombie apocalypse. Note to self, next time just get petrol like you intended to and go to spazda in Swindon when you get home.
The wierd thing is I actually was in Sainsburys Taunton (Hankridge) yesterday morning as it opened at 10am Smiley
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« Reply #27361 on: Monday, January 29, 2018, 08:41:09 »

The wierd thing is I actually was in Sainsburys Taunton (Hankridge) yesterday morning as it opened at 10am Smiley
Which were you, the Day the Earth Stood Still or the Zombie Apocalypse? Smiley
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« Reply #27362 on: Monday, January 29, 2018, 09:12:38 »

Which were you, the Day the Earth Stood Still or the Zombie Apocalypse? Smiley
I was flying inside to buy flowers and out again before I was noticed by the zombie hoards!


Being after brains though they would have totally avoided me!
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« Reply #27363 on: Monday, January 29, 2018, 09:38:47 »

I was flying inside to buy flowers and out again before I was noticed by the zombie hoards!


Being after brains though they would have totally avoided me!
and by extension, all Town fans
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« Reply #27364 on: Monday, January 29, 2018, 09:46:41 »

and by extension, all Town fans
It would appear so, certainly at times.
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« Reply #27365 on: Monday, January 29, 2018, 09:51:34 »

I was flying inside to buy flowers and out again before I was noticed by the zombie hoards!
[pedantry]*hordes. Unless they were stocking up on zombies, in preparation for a Great Zombie Sale. Which I'd guess probably isn't the case but it's Taunton so I'll rule nothing out Smiley[/pedantry]
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« Reply #27366 on: Monday, January 29, 2018, 10:00:44 »

Or maybe he meant whores? Zombie whores!
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« Reply #27367 on: Monday, January 29, 2018, 10:16:44 »

It is Taunton so whores is just as likely as the ability of my brain to be able to spell incorrectly Cheesy
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« Reply #27368 on: Monday, January 29, 2018, 12:02:05 »

Or maybe he meant whores? Zombie whores!
Now there's a niche market ...
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« Reply #27369 on: Monday, January 29, 2018, 12:13:48 »

Now there's a nice market ...

Each to their own as long as it's consenting....  or did you mean niche  Hmmm
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« Reply #27370 on: Monday, January 29, 2018, 12:35:16 »

Each to their own as long as it's consenting....  or did you mean niche  Hmmm
Damn! Thought I'd got back in in time to edit before anyone noticed Smiley You're too quick for me Reg, amazing the difference a dropped "h" can make!
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« Reply #27371 on: Monday, January 29, 2018, 12:37:15 »

The wierd thing is I actually was in Sainsburys Taunton (Hankridge) yesterday morning as it opened at 10am Smiley

I doubt you were still in there at just before 12?
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« Reply #27372 on: Monday, January 29, 2018, 12:42:29 »

Damn! Thought I'd got back in in time to edit before anyone noticed Smiley You're too quick for me Reg, amazing the difference a dropped "h" can make!

True, the British class system is based on it.
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« Reply #27373 on: Monday, January 29, 2018, 13:53:39 »

People with nose rings/jewellery - those ones that got through the septum.

Just wrong.
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« Reply #27374 on: Monday, January 29, 2018, 16:58:05 »

Am in the process of switching credit card provider, and as such have three cards for a short while (waiting for number three to be open before closing number two). The combined limit on all these cards adds up to 80% of my annual salary.

I thought the financial service industry were supposed to be clamping down on this kind of thing?? Consumer credit will be the cause of the next financial crisis, and it’s going to be ugly

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