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« Reply #27345 on: Friday, January 26, 2018, 10:35:15 »

Why are the young of big cats such as Tigers and Lions called cubs and not kittens?

Just because they are, and that's a genuine answer. It's arbitrary, there's no rules determining what they should be called.
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« Reply #27346 on: Friday, January 26, 2018, 10:48:27 »

I'd have called em chazzwozzers
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« Reply #27347 on: Friday, January 26, 2018, 11:15:10 »

Why are the young of big cats such as Tigers and Lions called cubs and not kittens?
Because they knew it would fuck you off
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« Reply #27348 on: Friday, January 26, 2018, 11:25:19 »

Because they knew it would fuck you off

Bloody cats!
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« Reply #27349 on: Friday, January 26, 2018, 14:35:37 »

Bloody cats!

They do what they want  Cheesy
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« Reply #27350 on: Friday, January 26, 2018, 18:00:02 »

The kids mocking my guitar hero face.

They have so much to learn.
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« Reply #27351 on: Friday, January 26, 2018, 19:15:18 »

The kids mocking my guitar hero face.

They have so much to learn.

+1 Smiley
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« Reply #27352 on: Saturday, January 27, 2018, 14:36:32 »

Tesco Saturday shoppers, especially when its wet and cold outside.

Today the quantity of fucktardery was non-league but my god the quality of fucktardery was world cup winning standard.
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« Reply #27353 on: Saturday, January 27, 2018, 18:39:45 »

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Tesco Saturday shoppers, especially when its wet and cold outside.

Today the quantity of fucktardery was non-league but my god the quality of fucktardery was world cup winning standard.

Huh? parking? stocking up on food? something else?
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« Reply #27354 on: Sunday, January 28, 2018, 08:37:56 »

Huh? parking? stocking up on food? something else?
Literally all of that, leaving unattended trolleys in the middle of packed aisles too while getting something from 3 aisles away etc....horrible.
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« Reply #27355 on: Sunday, January 28, 2018, 09:58:49 »

Literally all of that, leaving unattended trolleys in the middle of packed aisles too while getting something from 3 aisles away etc....horrible.

Many years ago I got slated by some bint in a supermarket after I moved her unattended trolley so I could get to the mushrooms. She took offence  Roll Eyes
I told her she shouldn't have left it unattended. Go me  Cheesy
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« Reply #27356 on: Sunday, January 28, 2018, 14:01:46 »

Tesco Saturday shoppers, especially when its wet and cold outside.

Today the quantity of fucktardery was non-league but my god the quality of fucktardery was world cup winning standard.
You should be thankful you weren’t in Sainsbury’s Taunton this morning. Fucking roll on, it was a cross between the day the earth stood still and zombie apocalypse. Note to self, next time just get petrol like you intended to and go to spazda in Swindon when you get home.
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« Reply #27357 on: Sunday, January 28, 2018, 16:43:21 »

Any shoppers in dressing gown and slippers.
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« Reply #27358 on: Sunday, January 28, 2018, 23:59:42 »

You should be thankful you weren’t in Sainsbury’s Taunton this morning.

You know them plaques on benches with nice views? ‘Arthur loved this place...’? In Taunton town centre Sainsbury’s (not Hankridge), there’s a bench on the way to the loo, inside the supermarket, for some bloke who ‘always had a smile on his face’ or some such.

I’ve told my missus, if I pop my clogs before her, I want one in a nice place that sez ‘fuck off and find your own seat’.
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« Reply #27359 on: Monday, January 29, 2018, 02:42:57 »

You know them plaques on benches with nice views? ‘Arthur loved this place...’? In Taunton town centre Sainsbury’s (not Hankridge), there’s a bench on the way to the loo, inside the supermarket, for some bloke who ‘always had a smile on his face’ or some such.

I’ve told my missus, if I pop my clogs before her, I want one in a nice place that sez ‘fuck off and find your own seat’.
Let us all know where your memorial seat is then.
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